Well this is interesting turn.

I’m sad that the sales haven’t been all that great, because it’s a really great car. I have one. It’s a fantastic car, and it was very well-reviewed by about everyone when it came out. It’s pretty, plenty fast with the supercharged V6, handles superbly, and is pretty comfortable on long drives. I had several cars I’d…

The XE was fine. The problem was, nobody is going to drop $50k+ on “fine”.

If you want the message to get across, you cannot play on American empathy. We have none.

One of my new favorite “I love doing this but know it’s absolute poison for me” activities is reading the comments under local news articles on the pandemic. I’m in Tampa, so the responses are a doozy. So, SO many of the people responding just don’t believe Covid is a big deal, or even real. The new thing is to swear…

Kimmel, Fey, Fallon, SIlverman, etc, etc, etc. The “etc” is why I’m not really phased by this. These people even took a little criticism for their shit at the time and hid behind the idea that they can pull it off because they’re comedians. At least I guess that’s what they tell each other in their circles, and it…

This looks like a car that a tenured English Lit professor drives with a pipe in one hand and his nubile T.A.’s thigh in the other as they wait for roadside assistance at a secluded viewpoint because the car just won’t start for some reason and he is very surprised because this sort of thing has never happened before…

My father was a car dealer and owned his own lot from 1981-2011.

Why stop there when a Fulvia can make anyone an international man of mystery?

This may be terrible of me, but... I hope Trump gets COVID-19 at his rally (though it is highly unlikely he will even be within spitting distance of the people who adore him for his hate-filled tirades)

“...maybe their violent maybe their loud, maybe they have substance abuse issues.”

Good for them. I’d hate to live next to a junkyard too.

She wants to see all the managers ever!

The Hashtag Resistance has embraced a number of questionable heroes during Trump’s term...waiting on Robert Mueller (former FBI director! the FBI is bad) to save us, lining up for James Comey (who just absolutely fucking sucks) to sign copies of his self-serving book, cheering on Michael Avenatti as he ripped off one…

She chose to run errands in her uniform because she thought it would get her special treatment (Free Meals/First Responders Discount/Move to the front of a line) and her immediate response not getting any of those perks triggers a PTSD type of meltdown? GOOD.

Hell hath no fury like a Karen mildly inconvenienced.

Thank you. This person is unfit for the job if their pressure limit is set to Average Service at a McDonalds.

She is NOT lovin’ it.

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

I would very much appreciate it if Jezebel could give a chapter by chapter accounting of what is in Bolton’s book because while I want to know the gruesome details, I don’t want to give Bolton any money towards his enterprise - information that he should have volunteered in a timely manner for free.