It seems you entirely missed my point. Being fugly as fuck is only one of many sins of this monstrosity.

This horrendous abomination and every other way too gigantic, way too obese, way too powerful, way too fugly electric luxury SUV. Fuck those things for clogging up our (european) cities, wasting so much energy which is more often than not still fossil and causing wasteful emissions, for the insane amount of fine…

Well, guess what? They are all too fucking large. Nobody needs a 5 meter tank of a pseudo offroader.

It looks horrendous. It doesnt even fit well within the context of their new design direction (Emira, Evija etc). Why does it have to be so fucking obnoxiously gigantic? It will not fit in european car parks and especially parking garages. This is such a far cry from the EVs people actually should be driving. As long…

Agreed except for the body colored Turbo S wheels, which are my favorite factory wheels right now, all the Taycan wheel options are ugh AF.

A take that just didn’t work on the car, I might add. Those are the very definition of gaudy, while the original wheels from the 80s were stylish and classy.

Fuck SUVs and everybody driving one. They need to be banned from Cities and taxed to hell and back for the pointless fuel consumption and CO2 emissions. If you drive one, you automatically label yourself an egoistic asshole that gives no fucks about the planet we live on or people you endanger in crashes due to the…

Who in their right mind would argue with that? As a designer, I will instantly slap the shit out of anybody saying they like their horrendous new styling direction, but even in the pleb comments, I see 98% ughs and hell nawws.

Oh fucking hell, yes. So much pointless dialogue, such a needlessly sadistic death scene for the chicks of the first part. Even the way too long chase scene in the second half is boring AF.

Janis Joplin would be the obvious choice but I will say something completely left field for all you murrican cretins which is about the same car:

Seriously? A car for a mile each way at 16?! You lazy fat murrican fuckers should be fucking ashamed of yourself. Get a bike or walk, FFS. The planet is dying and shit like this is a massive reason.

Sure looks damn fun. I enjoyed Horizon Turbo Chase a lot, so I will probably pick this up, too.

Just one thing: Why is it so goddamn fugly AF? It looks beyond horredous. Bonus challenge: Find somebody who thinks this turd looks good and find out where their life took a wrong turn.

Time to say it again and again: Fuck SUVs and all the egoistic, planet destroying dickheads who are buying them. Yeah, you too.

What I resent most in this whole debacle is a point that doesn’t get enough attention imho: The horrible decision to not allow the player to sell cars for credits. If you simulate the real used car market, why in the fuck can I not sell a car that I am not interested in? That is such a hypocrite and cheap move which…

At this point, you have to admit that it is justified. Since the Emira isn’t really out yet, I can’t think of a single new ICE powered car this side of the Valkyrie that would deserve to be nominated. The Ioniq5 is such a crazy cool car and good design, it is just too big for my needs, unfortunately.

Had to scroll down way too much to find one mentioned. That said, the current porn ‘stache front bumper is really fucking horrendous. Maybe get a well equipped pre-facelift one instead.

Well, finally. Thank you for this article. There is nothing more obnoxious than people who don’t fucking need a pickup or SUV brodozering around in their 3 ton dickheadmobile. Since you mentioned shame, those people should be publicly shamed anywhere they go. Stop clogging up the roads and destroying the planet for…

Thats great. Maybe at the same time, the people buying this obnoxious moronic monstrosity could get their head checked?

The whole schtick of the EQS is that it is a luxorious but super efficient aerodynamic blob. So how in the fuck are you going to translate the resulting questionable aesthetic onto a fucking gargantuan SUV with a) creating a hideous monster (which they achieved judging from the spy shots) and b) making a total…