Every fucking SUV ever. And their drivers right along with them.

You know, when it was time to overhaul my Fulvia Coupes engine last year, I inquired to a local shop that specializes in electric conversions of classic cars. They gave me an estimate of 60 fucking thousand euros. Aka 3 times what the whole car is worth. So I happily paid 10% of that and I now have hotter cams, forged…

I’d like to consider another capable and sporty vehicle that might tow a trailer once a year that im not “beta testing”

How is it possible that there is not one of those dickhead humongous “performance” SUV whales on this list? Just because something has a wasteful big engine and misplaced skinny tires doesn’t mean it is a convincing performance machine.

Amen, brother. Such a shame this comment only received 3 stars. It should be written on a wooden plank and every asshole brodozer truck owner should be hit in the face with it the moment they try to defend their ignorant and wasteful automotive excess.

The first thing the other driver yelled at me was: “why did you hit my car?”

The first thing the other driver yelled at me was: “why did you hit my car?”

The only thing this fuckface monstrosity reminds me of is how much I have those obese SUVs. Please FFS somebody sane ban those asshole douchedozers.

“Caught up in the excitement of being asked to her first ever homecoming, our daughter held the sign that was given to her. It was only after actually comprehending the situation, that she realized what was happening. She blatantly said no!! By then, it was too late.

“Caught up in the excitement of being asked to her first ever homecoming, our daughter held the sign that was given to her. It was only after actually comprehending the situation, that she realized what was happening. She blatantly said no!! By then, it was too late.

The Santa Cruz is not tiny, FFS. Most other trucks and SUVs are obese AF. What you murricans call a full size truck is just insane excess on wheels.

The naked mole rat grille is only one of several aspects that make this one of the most horrendously hideous cars ever. Those horrible, horrible bumpers front and back, those obese, plump fenders, the worst split C-pillar in the industry... Yeah nah mate, that monstrosity is not only that ugly, it is that fugly AF. As…

Sadly, you don’t get tomatoed and egged at all times, like you deserve to be when driving one of those humongous douchedozers. So yeah, it might be comfortable, more than it should be. More comfortable than a Rolls or S-Class, though? Coalroll the fuck outta here.

Eww, other people! Get the fuck out of my car, you plebs!

As an inhabitant of this planet, I give no fucks what his voters want. Get your fucking act together, murrica. Your are destroying the planet and your reputation at an insane rate.

As an inhabitant of this planet, I give no fucks what his voters want. Get your fucking act together, murrica. Your are destroying the planet and your reputation at an insane rate.

I would say Volvo V60. From okayish looking somewhat generic...

That said, the current Panamera is a really nice looking car, while the first gen looked like ass.

Design is a big factor in how much you like a car. Also the underpinnings were very good already. Fun fact: I bought an Audi A3 Sportback instead of the Mazda 3 back then, explicitly because I could not get over the Mazdas terrifying grin front end. So yeah, such a huge leap in design grants a well deserved mention.

As a European, I would like to add that while we might want more EVs, we certainly don’t want more BMW EVs. Have you seen how fucking godawfully hideous they are? Who in their right might would want to see such a monstrosity in their driveway every day? Nein, danke.