Well, fuck Toyota then.

My neighbors had this exact car in this color with half the mileage until a few years ago. Run. Run away as far as you can. CP at any price.

I think the wheels are rather fitting on the idiotic clown car that is a Smart SUV. Or rather all SUVs, to be exact.

With this and the Roma, Ferrari design is actually starting to get somewhat decent, again. Those rear fender bulges are comically fat, tho. Less would have been more.

Bad news, buddy: You would still get flattened in a Suburban if a massive truck drives into you. Most probably a modern unibody wagon is actually your better bet, since the shell is usually much stiffer to withstand crash tests and the forces of the chassis. Also you won’t be able to escape to Europe to be safe of…

Cars still become better, of couse. But they are way too heavy and big, there are way too many SUVs and Trucks out there and frankly, 90% of all new car designs have taken a hard turn from ugly road onto hideous boulevard. Way too gimmicky, shouty and fuzzy. Volvo and Mazda are the rare exceptions who still mostly make…

So I assume “polarizing” is the new word for fugly AF. I have zero problems with the slim headlights but the massive secondary lighting and grille underneath them and the ill proportioned rear end are straight up horrendous. How in the name of all thats holy can this monstrosity come from the same company that makes…

I wish all SUVs were forbidden, period.

A heartfelt fuck you goes out to this abomination, to Jeep for making it and to everybody buying one. Point fingers and boo or laught, publicly shame them whenever you see them. Make them feel like the horrible piece of shit that they are for driving this 12 ton of excess assholemobile.

Dear Jalopnik bosses, please please buy this thing for Torch! That would make an even more interesting series than the Changli import. I don’t even like VW and I desperately want to see him hoon around and do all sorts of crazy stuff with it!

I d say more of a holy grail than all the rust buckets Tracy called so, combined. By a landmile.

I m normally in the same boat when the discussion is about your umpteenth very special limited production only for invited guests Ferraris, Mc Laren and the like. But somehow the Valkyrie tickled my fizz thing from the first second I saw it. It feels like the perfectly insane zenith and at the same time swan song for…

This is great news and and a fitting tribute that makes me smile, though I kind of wish they would have chosen a higher speed curve that takes more balls to take at max speed... Of which she had none and yet so much more than every man out there. Well, at least now every time I eff up this corner, I will hear her mean…

How about implementing driving tests and education that atually teach the learners something? A friend of mine told me how ridiculously easy it was to get a license at 16 while she was living in Murrica for a year. Compared to the German driver training which I was going through at the time it sounded like the…

Because the proportions are shite and the detailing is lazy AF. There is no redeeming aesthetic quality to this thing.

Ok but what are you going to call some actually cool, rare, well maintained cars now? You have used “holy grail” excessively on some random shitboxes of which some are in somewhat acceptable condition, some are not. So now the term “holy grail” lost all its meaning thanks to you and Christians seeking redemption will h…

An of course, the ONE TIME that Torchs and Tracys insane recommendations would actually be what the guy wants, they are nowhere to be seen...

I dont get it. Why are you murricans so terribly insecure that you have to haul around your boatloads of guns in humongous ass trucks that look like tanks? Makes you seem like some really soft pussies.

For my money, they are polar opposites on the beauty scale. One is probably as nice as a SUV can get, with a timeless, yet modern and subtle elegance to it. The other hurts my designer eyes with its overstyled and misproportioned mess of a front end. It looks like braces stuck on a turd and will age about as well as…

While I am not a fan of the front and rear, that two tone is gorgeous. Wowzers.