felixthegrumpycat
felixthegrumpycat
felixthegrumpycat

I love you.

Newsflash: Pointlessly obese and gargantuan “sports” “utility” vehicles are heavy as fucc.

Look cool? You mean you look like a tool when driving it? That fucking thing is so fugly and cheap looking, you should be automatically disqualified from reproduction when you are driving one of these douchenozzlemobiles.

So, never. Fuck this thing and fuck all the fuckfaces buying one.

But... Gina is a name that is actually pronounced gee-na?!

but it does look like a pretty slick city SUV

That is a great looking little truck. The name Santa Cruz gives me pause, tho. I know it is a city, but ever since that blobfish ass motherfucker got his Santa beard, I m like uhhhhh... Nah.

You act is if black people will not be punished for the same crimes that white republicans walk away from. In that scenario, the police will shoot the black drivers, all of them, multiple times.

Spidey headlights will never work. Ever. That said, except for the terrifying front end, this looks fucking awesome and I normally hate all new non-commercial pickups, period.

I agree on the Mazda front. My ‘20 Mazda 2 Kizoku also has a fantastic, slim steering wheel that just feels perfect in my hands and looks very nice for such a small car, as does the rest of the interior.

No shit. That is just lazy and crude. Pretty much the opposite of what a luxury car should stand for. I am not even a Benz fanboi but I am irrationally strongly disappointed in them for doing this. That is not Mercedes-worthy.

The rear shot from the top looks kinda cool and I like the line going towards the rear wheel covers in the sketch. That cool line sadly lost a lot of oomph in translation onto the real thing tho and the proportions are way too plump. Front end looks especially sad for itself. That Cobra 230ME looks much, much better.

The front end looks like it is sorry for itself.

Soooo... No BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP? :/

Audi used to have elegant, well proportioned styling. Granted, it is nigh on impossible to make a good looking lump of lard that is an SUV, but this thing looks like its own caricature. The krang face and especially the grille are just fugly, those fat wrinkles on the fenders are pointless and look shite, as do the

I dunno, man. I much prefer Mamba Green... And the Taycan, tbh.

Almost 750,000 GM Trucks And SUVs Might Have Bad Airbags

Ok listen man, I am not on the “burn all slideshow witches!” side of town but if you absolutely HAVE to use them, at least make the effort to quote the answer and show a picture of what the commenter is describing instead of just lazily screenshotting answers. That is shamefully lazy for somebody calling themselves

Most of the vehicles sold in 1981 aren’t too inspiring, but I could have done worse...

How does it feel to singlehandedly emit more CO2 than most small countries? Sorry but fuck this thing. Beautiful my ass, it is just as much a huge lardy lump of excess as any other obese murrican “truck”. 10 mpg...