Pick any 500+ hp luxury SUV assholemobile. They are all the same giant pieces of fuckshit their asshole owners need to be shamed for owning.
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You both deserve a star. Dear lord above, did BMW fuck up monumentally this year. At least their design boss thinks they are on a good way. -.-
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There is one big omission from this list in my eyes: Enslaved - Odyssey to the West. It got positive reviews but was a commercial failure even though the graphics were gorgeous, the story was breathtaking, the characters stole my heart and the combat was fun as hell. The end had my feelings shattered also. One of my…
Mad Max and Sleeping Dogs are fighting for the crown of my list. Loved them both to bits for their original setting, the amazing scenery and just the joy of exploring their worlds.
Inoffensive looking? The fuck you looking at, bro? I almost barfed when I saw those horribly shit proportions. Every new SUV kills my soul a little.
Dear god, look at those horrifugly monstrosities. Whoever buys one of those has understood jack shit about the situation that the planet is in right now and what will happen to its inhabitants if we keep fucking it up with pointless bullshit like this. Fuck GM for building these and fuck every moronic asshole who buys…
Even pro-er tip: Don’t buy it at all and kill every one you see with fire!
Not to trash your bike but looking at the specs, the fork, brakes, chain, stem and seat post would or did not pass our internal testing. Also we use engines that are twice as strong and our bikes have 25 kilos more of total payload capacity. But then again, our bikes cost 2 or 3 times as much, which I know is a hefty…
Well, most ebikes are actually quite a bit heavier, between 21 and 25 kilos or even more (cargo bikes can easily reach 30 kilos for example). But the article mentioned “bikes that aren’t too heavy to carry up to walk-up apartments in the city”. The limit for such a bike that people would comfortably carry up a flight…
How the fuck can you be undecided on the looks of this abomination? One look and it took all my restraint and self control not to vomit everywhere.
My dad had a reseda green Porsche 924 with plaid brown interior. I loved riding in the back seat, unfortunately I didn’t fit in there with my childrens seat when I was 5 or 6 or so, so my parents decided to trade it for an Audi 100. I cried my lil junior jalop eyes out.
As somebody who works in the bicycle industry, I can tell you that a 500$ (or even 1000$) e-bike would be a bad idea. As with everything in life, you pay for quality and safety. Also lightness, every gram less costs money. At 500$, you can’t even cover the cost of most common electric drivetrains. So even if you can…
Oh nozers! How am I supposed to sufficiently brodoze around in my Awwdi Qwhateverthefuckthenumberbehindthatletteriswhichmeansthebiggestfuckingidioticpieceofignorantshitbehemothofacar on mere 23s?!?
Safari Fulvia or GTFO
“Crossover Life Doesn’t Have To Suck”
Much better, in fact. The whole proportions in the front are out of whack now.
Neat. Could they please also reproduce Fulvia Coupe door hinges? Asking for a friend, ahem.