Man, really sorry that you had to part ways with it. Who commits such a cowardly act as shooting at other peoples defenseless cars?! Such assholery.

Also:

The eye bleach costs will quickly burn through his budget. Good heavens, those things are hideous as fuck.

Thats ok. Will it apologize for hurting my eyes with that godawfully motherfugly front end, tho? That would be well appreciated.

This bit is actually much more disappointing than the Mueller report fiasco or any atrocity that Agent Trumpski twitters. There really is nothing good left in todays politics.

Even when not factoring in the tons of CO2 that every SUV emits more than a comparable car per year, here in Europe, SUVs have real downsides and cause problems for other people on the road. The roads are much narrower around town and parking states are much more limited than in the US. So all those obese…

None, they just failed because they were never really good and too expensive for what they are. Would much rather have a Twingo than a Smart ForFour.

Exactly. Really looking forward to cramming my gargantuan Car2Go EQC luxury SUV tyrannomobile rex into those tight Stuttgart parking spaces. /s

It is, however, an appealing-looking fastback SUV, and that’s not fundamentally a bad thing.

My money would be on the GT86/BRZ. It already makes for a very cool rally car, so suspension components should be available. Just put a roof rack and a front bar with some rally lights on it and badaboom, done.

None of those uhm... “arguments” make any sense. If you want to focus on some testlab MPG figures, fine. Real world emissions are a drastically different story. But you do you, I am sure we will find another planet to live on once ignorant troglodytes like you brodozered this one to death.

Are you really that ignorant? Size and weight contribute massively to emissions. SUVs like this pollute the planet with tons more CO2 than normal cars per year. And the amount of kids you have is irrelevant, if you have a lot go buy a van to haul them around with. But not one of those fucking obese monstosities that…

It is so astonishingly fugly that it is absolutely irrelevant how this thing drives. If you are driving around in this gargantuan turd, all you do is signaling to the rest of the world that you are an asshole that doesnt give a fuck about the planet or other peoples eye sight and you should have tomatoes thrown at you…

I think this will end up a lot more Panamera-ish—Panamerish?—than the concept let on.

Oh God.

The only thing I really wanna know is why you have to torture my eyes with this gargantuan fucking shit ugly thing instead of just killing it with fire. I demand answers.

They already match perfectly together in style! It seems you are doing an awesome job not only as a Pao modificator but also as a Dad.

You deserve no ridicule. It is not a great car by any means, but a truly special one because it is most probably the only really nice one left in existance. So take good care of it and keep it in this condition, dude. Stack up parts, you will need them. And enjoy your life with your red little coupe.

I dunno. Its kinda ok I guess but the front looks kinda cheap and like two cars stacked and botched together.

But squared off backs are great for aero!