This is a good time to point out that even the semifinals drew more viewers than 3/4 of this year's Wild Card games.

How are you liking all that FIFA slave labor? Is the NFL really the "most avaricious, Orwellian organization around"?

You realize that there are people called "referees" who are in charge of throwing "flags" for "defensive holding" and "pass interference", correct?

Sherman and hot air can be a deadly combination. Just ask the residents of Atlanta

You haven't watched this team this year if that's what you think. I think they have the least penalties for defensive holding in the league. Sorry your jealous of the Clink. It's a great stadium.

if Gordon has/gets a DUI conviction he may not legally allowed to COME to Canada let alone play football here.

Let's say you broke all sorts of substance abuse rules, you have literally dozens of millions of dollars based on not drinking and drugging, a ruling you agreed to, and you can't stop drinking for a year or however long? Stop making excuses for this idiot. He is ruining his life because of his own decisions and you're…

Instead of playing in Manley Fieldhouse, which was a great venue, the SU women now play in front of about 500 people in a 50K seat Carrier Dome, which is hardly some state of the art facility. I don't see how that's an upgrade. It's not even worth the cost of turning the lights on at the Dome for women's games, they…

Renee told her stepmother that if the succession were not to her liking, she'd move her father's mausoleum to San Antonio.

I feel like I should add to my snarky comment that I hope his mother makes a quick recovery and that cancer is shitty.

Thought maybe this guy was a UNLV alum at first, but then considered that he knew how to both read and write; I retract my original assumption.

Yeah, well, no one liked Seahawks fans when the team sucked, either. This is way more fun.

Just look at that empty stadium!

"Fans of <currently successful team> are the most insufferable" - Fans of <currently not successful team>

For the same reason why Jean-Marc Vallee's Dallas Buyers Club, Spike Jonze's Her, Paul Greengrass' Captain Phillips, Kathryn Bigelow's Zero Dark Thirty, Tom Hooper's Les Miserables, Quentin Tarantio's Django Unchained, Steven Spielberg's War Horse, Tate Taylor's The Help and Stephen Daldry's Extremely Loud and…

Headline says it all.. 5 years too late.

This reminds me of Super Bowl XL. I was the sole Steelers fan at our party of about 12 people, and I was plenty drunk, loud and annoying about it. My friend Iain was the sole Seahawks fan.

A quick word on Iain. He is from Alaska, where he is now part of a rugby team...in Alaska. He was and is a big, scary man and had a…

"Would have never happened if he had some velvet rope."

I just checked with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got 4 more detectives working on the case...

Jalopnik readers know that if Jennings had been caught doing 99 mph in Virginia, he would have gone to jail for speeding—even if he hadn't had a drop of liquor.