For a future reference, what might be some of the other times that you would recommend dressing up as a giant chicken and stalking a guy you saw on the internet?

This shows how the #BlackLivesMatter folks completely miss the point. Yes, black people are the disproportionate victims of murder by the police, but it does happen to everyone. It isn't a race issue, it is a lack of accountability issue. All too often the police have none, regardless of the victim's race.

Re: new dad, you will definitely get shit and vomit on you, but what I found most surprising is eventually not caring about it getting on me. On ME. I'm still aghast at the idea of shit getting on the carpet or the couch or whatever, but my hand? Whatever, stick my hand under the faucet, problem solved. I actively…

As a white kid who grew up watching Stuart Scott on SportsCenter, his bojangling actually made me physically uncomfortable at times.

Cherrypicking a 7-year-old piece about a specific event just so you can shit on Whitlock for the sake of shitting on Whitlock. Classayyy.

Lets use a guys death to write hit pieces on guys we hate. Fun!

I prefer Shed and Breakfasts.

If they don't want you to have sex in their beds, why do they provide hot tubs and optional champagne? I mean, come on. (And, if you're really that hung up about it a lot of them offer carriage houses or other outbuildings, too.)

Love a good B & B...It's like being back at your parents' house during summer break at college and you just get all liquored up in your room, have awkward sex on a bed that has like eight decorative pillows on it, and fall asleep with all of the lights on, the T.V on, the water running and phones charging cause fuck…

Albert Burneko,

I actually like B&Bs. They're not only much better than the sterile hotels but they're often cheaper (YMMV on this one - this depends on the area) and you get a hot cooked-to-order breakfast.

Merton Hanks really stuck his neck out on that decision.

I know right! God this video gave me such stress, between the kid taking forever, then waving the scissors an inch from his dads jugular, then the horsedog licking off the signatures!!!

It was okay though when he got his ANUSTRT vanity license plate!

So what happened to the kid who blue himself?

You got to give Kobe credit though. Byron Scott asked him if he wanted to sit out yesterday's game and Kobe actually passed.

Arizona is far from the worst state to drink in. You can buy beer/wine/liquor in all kinds of grocery stores and gas stations without any sort of puritan drinking laws in the books. Hell, AZ passed a law a few years ago to approve alcohol sales to be allowed earlier than the previous time on Sundays. Again, there was…

NJ is the worst state to do anything in because you're always near other people from NJ.

Shelly, don't refer to V.Stiviano as a mistress, please. She is a Chechnyan prostitute and you will refer to her as such.