I had Oral Surgery a few moons back. It left me with one half of my mouth out of commission for 24 hours.

I’ve got to wipe off my monitor now. Thanks Jalopnik!

I agree. Loaning tools is like loaning money. You KNOW who will and who won't bring it back. You might as well ask yourself, would I loan this person $80 which is what its going to cost me to replace this saw.

First rule of Fight Club...Never borrow tools from your "friends".

Vote: Betterment

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

I hate to relish this, but his father's metal supply / fabrication facility in Burleson, TX, is nearly completely run out of business because of this, and it PUTS A GIGANTIC FUCKING SMILE ON MY GODDAMN FACE.

Pfft.

baby on board is for emergency personel when the vehicle gets involved in an accident so that they know that there is another occupent in the vehicle - not to tell the world there is a kid onboard - smarten up