Among the people who did drive the Hummer in public, nearly everyone remarked that they were driving with absolutely no idea how wide it is, how far over in the lane they were, and where its edges were located.

While many tickets for auto racing events have a release of sorts that remind spectators that they are at a potentially dangerous event

She was “disruptive”?

It’s a Maserati. It’s got a Ferrari V8 under the hood. Who’s got time to worry about where the service location is?

I have two pugs and putting all their weight directly on your genitals seems to be their prime directive. Pugs also enjoy: sitting on soft things (car seats, children), making sure no one else is the center of attention, making dumb faces so you don’t get mad at them, being stubborn.

The 335i is pretty underrated from the factory. Has anyone put a 340i on the dyno? Be interesting to see how wide the gap actually is.

“Aside from their very next product I’ll never buy anything!”

I like getting stuck behind an SUV that needs to make a right turn into a business and slows to 2mph to traverse the little concrete driveway ramp.

No, it says:

Just talking man, you should probably calm down.

It’s not that easy to get a $62K M3. You could probably order one and wait, but they’re pretty stripped out.

Remember that all the people spinning out in that video are the guy who will lecture you because “he does track days”.

$440 to drive an RS5 for the day? Set up a competition: how far can you get it North or South in your allotted time.

“Has this person, for just one second, considered how families with young children must feel when they are confronted with these obscene symbols as they walk to school? Not only is this vandalism, but it’s also counter-productive,” the spokesman said. “Every penny that we have to spend cleaning off this graffiti is a…

If McLaren sticks with the constant update strategy, current models like the 650S may be worth a fraction of what they cost now.

My boss told me to clean it, I told him I was working there for beer money in college and that if he wanted to fire me I wouldn’t hold it against him, but I wasn’t cleaning it under any circumstances and he’d have to not only find someone to clean it but train someone to replace me.

What the fuck?

We had someone come into our Gamestop who explained that they needed to use the bathroom and that they had a medical condition that made it an emergency so we said “ok, but we’ll have to go back there with you and wait outside the door because it’s in our stock room”.

She freaks out and asks how I could allow children to leave the store. I ended up asking her the same thing.

I’ll buy this the day it comes out just like I’ll be in line to see a midnight showing of the new Star Wars movie: because I’m a moron.