Not that I own a Ferrari or a GT-R but owning a car you like so much that you give it that second glance after you get out is a profoundly good feeling.

The plaid seats are *the best* and I wish VW offered their fancier leather seats with a plaid option (since only the middle panels are plaid).

The Buccaneers won a super bowl in that "40 fucking years of shit". I get being annoyed with your team (they're certainly both bad and poorly run now) but that seems like an extreme assessment given that they won it all 12 years ago.

I think that this is way better than asking everyone to kick in hundreds of dollars to go golfing for a weekend or whatever

This is an hysterical slap in the face to all the people who paid for this DLC in advance.

Sick 2001 era burn about wasting server space. You win the internet! Good day sir! Epic win!

If you’re sober enough to not want to use the machine because of hygiene concerns you should go back inside and have a few more drinks.

Thanks for showing up “guy who would trick out a $19,000 car instead of buying an M4” I’m guessing BMW and Lexus are disappointed that you choose not to buy their products.

This is something you used to be able to do in games for free.

Interesting read, thanks.

you’re ... compensating for something

It’s a luxury car and part of what you pay for is that wow factor. If you just want a fast hatchback the Golf R and a chip is probably a smarter buy, you know?

The hot hatch market sums it up pretty well: nobody with $60k in their pocket wants something described as a “hot hatch”.

I’d definitely prefer this car in hatchback form if it was my money on the line, but it’s probably going to cost at least $60,000 or so.

You can JB4 the M235i, and the N55 engine is underrated by BMW. People are putting 305hp down at the wheels bone stock. With a 15% drivetrain loss that means the M235i is somewhere around 360hp at the crank.

that he chased down the kids with the intent of asking them what device they were using, and that he came up empty handed.

Most American companies hide their profits in overseas bank accounts so it’s really not that different.

I believe you’re looking for sensible-driving.info you must have gotten lost.

It's almost certainly worth an occasional $124 ticket if it saves you time on your commute. In California I've seen HOV fines at $491, which makes that a different proposition.

The P85D is an electric monster. Why do you assume that M can't massage the i8 into something extraordinary?