Remember that all the people spinning out in that video are the guy who will lecture you because “he does track days”.

$440 to drive an RS5 for the day? Set up a competition: how far can you get it North or South in your allotted time.

“Has this person, for just one second, considered how families with young children must feel when they are confronted with these obscene symbols as they walk to school? Not only is this vandalism, but it’s also counter-productive,” the spokesman said. “Every penny that we have to spend cleaning off this graffiti is a…

If McLaren sticks with the constant update strategy, current models like the 650S may be worth a fraction of what they cost now.

Why not use an electric cooler to make something that doesn’t require reloading? Using a chemical reaction seems weird.

My boss told me to clean it, I told him I was working there for beer money in college and that if he wanted to fire me I wouldn’t hold it against him, but I wasn’t cleaning it under any circumstances and he’d have to not only find someone to clean it but train someone to replace me.

What the fuck?

We had someone come into our Gamestop who explained that they needed to use the bathroom and that they had a medical condition that made it an emergency so we said “ok, but we’ll have to go back there with you and wait outside the door because it’s in our stock room”.

She freaks out and asks how I could allow children to leave the store. I ended up asking her the same thing.

I get that he doesn’t want door dings, I don’t want door dings either, but I figure that by parking in two spaces you’re inviting people to key your door instead of accidentally bump it.

I’ll buy this the day it comes out just like I’ll be in line to see a midnight showing of the new Star Wars movie: because I’m a moron.

People can barely drive regular cars on the road. If anybody could buy a flying car we’d all be dead in weeks.

Could you just use an iSi to carbonate your stuff?

Not that I own a Ferrari or a GT-R but owning a car you like so much that you give it that second glance after you get out is a profoundly good feeling.

Drivers breaking traffic laws are dangerous, but nowhere near as dangerous as a biker breaking traffic laws

Bicyclists would be a lot safer if car drivers hung up their cell phones, stopped turning right without signaling, etc.

Car driver talking about their normal drive home: “every other driver is a maniac!”.

The plaid seats are *the best* and I wish VW offered their fancier leather seats with a plaid option (since only the middle panels are plaid).

The Buccaneers won a super bowl in that "40 fucking years of shit". I get being annoyed with your team (they're certainly both bad and poorly run now) but that seems like an extreme assessment given that they won it all 12 years ago.

I think that this is way better than asking everyone to kick in hundreds of dollars to go golfing for a weekend or whatever