This is an hysterical slap in the face to all the people who paid for this DLC in advance.

Sick 2001 era burn about wasting server space. You win the internet! Good day sir! Epic win!

If you’re sober enough to not want to use the machine because of hygiene concerns you should go back inside and have a few more drinks.

Thanks for showing up “guy who would trick out a $19,000 car instead of buying an M4” I’m guessing BMW and Lexus are disappointed that you choose not to buy their products.

This is something you used to be able to do in games for free.

Interesting read, thanks.

you’re ... compensating for something

It’s a luxury car and part of what you pay for is that wow factor. If you just want a fast hatchback the Golf R and a chip is probably a smarter buy, you know?

The hot hatch market sums it up pretty well: nobody with $60k in their pocket wants something described as a “hot hatch”.

I’d definitely prefer this car in hatchback form if it was my money on the line, but it’s probably going to cost at least $60,000 or so.

You can JB4 the M235i, and the N55 engine is underrated by BMW. People are putting 305hp down at the wheels bone stock. With a 15% drivetrain loss that means the M235i is somewhere around 360hp at the crank.

that he chased down the kids with the intent of asking them what device they were using, and that he came up empty handed.

Most American companies hide their profits in overseas bank accounts so it’s really not that different.

I believe you’re looking for sensible-driving.info you must have gotten lost.

It's almost certainly worth an occasional $124 ticket if it saves you time on your commute. In California I've seen HOV fines at $491, which makes that a different proposition.

The P85D is an electric monster. Why do you assume that M can't massage the i8 into something extraordinary?

Clarkson’s firing came after a rash of repeated incidents, including multiple allegations of racist statements.

I had someone ship me Heady Topper and it's really really good. I didn't taste it and Pliny back to back and I get Pliny a lot so I'm not wowed by it's rarity like I am with the Heady Topper, but I'd say the Heady Topper is a little better.

Pliny is really good, and the guy saying Stone is better above is a maniac, but there's tons of beers that are just as good that you'll be able to find all over San Diego. Ballast Point Sculpin is up there with Pliny, maybe only 99% as good but super easy to find.

One of our neighbors recently put their house up for sale. We're pretty new to the area, and I've talked to this lady once. Is it weird that I really want to go to an open house?