With the way that looks if you get caught with it you can just explain to the cops that you're a pervert.

This is an hysterical slap in the face to all the people who paid for this DLC in advance.

Sick 2001 era burn about wasting server space. You win the internet! Good day sir! Epic win!

If you’re sober enough to not want to use the machine because of hygiene concerns you should go back inside and have a few more drinks.

Thanks for showing up “guy who would trick out a $19,000 car instead of buying an M4” I’m guessing BMW and Lexus are disappointed that you choose not to buy their products.

This is something you used to be able to do in games for free.

Interesting read, thanks.

you’re ... compensating for something

It’s a luxury car and part of what you pay for is that wow factor. If you just want a fast hatchback the Golf R and a chip is probably a smarter buy, you know?

The hot hatch market sums it up pretty well: nobody with $60k in their pocket wants something described as a “hot hatch”.

I’d definitely prefer this car in hatchback form if it was my money on the line, but it’s probably going to cost at least $60,000 or so.

You can JB4 the M235i, and the N55 engine is underrated by BMW. People are putting 305hp down at the wheels bone stock. With a 15% drivetrain loss that means the M235i is somewhere around 360hp at the crank.

Got my bill yesterday and it’s the same down to the penny as all my others. I have two lines with unlimited talk, text and data for $100.

Voice text and data, (although the data isn’t LTE speed it’s like 128kbps). Worked fine for me in Mexico last month.

that he chased down the kids with the intent of asking them what device they were using, and that he came up empty handed.

Most American companies hide their profits in overseas bank accounts so it’s really not that different.

I believe you’re looking for sensible-driving.info you must have gotten lost.

It's almost certainly worth an occasional $124 ticket if it saves you time on your commute. In California I've seen HOV fines at $491, which makes that a different proposition.

The P85D is an electric monster. Why do you assume that M can't massage the i8 into something extraordinary?

Good for Boston.