Look I don't want one either, but I'm home now and having shown this to my wife she's upset because she wants it.

Absolutely, but my GTI was in the shop for two hours less than what it would have taken to be lemon lawed in my state six months after I got it because the airbag sensor in the passenger seat fails because the seat mechanism is crummy in the GTI.

How about the Modernist Cuisine team?

If you cook meat out of the fridge, it will always end like shit.

I think my wife's point is reasonable-ish, we need at least one car with four doors and just bought one. I've got my eye on an M235i (but hoping I can hold out for an M2, or that rumored RS3...).

I mean, I see what you're saying but think her point is essentially reasonable. Sure a baby fits in the back seat, but with only two doors you need to move seats, squeeze through the gap, etc.

The welt leaving is nothing but positive. My buddy has sensitive skin and looks like a raspberry after we play. It's incredibly satisfying.

When driving around in your Mini Cooper, do you ever find yourself thinking, "This is great, but it needs another set of doors!" What's that, you say? No? Well, too bad.

I don't think eye protection qualifies as a "dipshit helmet", you're wearing a lot less stuff than the huge electronic vest you need to play laser tag.

Way better if you like to hang out in a room with a smoke generator and do something that's safe for an eight year old's birthday parties, sure.

It doesn't hurt bad enough to play laser tag instead, and there's not much risk of getting destroyed if you go with a big group as they'll let your group play by itself, generally.

Probably should have signed up to play paintball instead of laser tag.

I was about to bitch about the WWE Network but it's apparently already out on Xbox One.

I own nothing but Apple products but if you criticize anything close to Apple you get tons of replies about being an idiot Android fanboy.

Ok but where are the other 98?

Selling to salvage for recycling is different than selling a car to be parted out, isn't it?

I thought these cars were always destroyed afterwards for liability concerns.

As someone who lived in Massachusetts I agree that New York is terrible, but if you look at the "poweful states" like California, Texas, and New York only one of them butts up against another decent state, and that's Massachusetts.

I mean, I don't think anyone thinks that California and Nevada will merge and somehow that will cause the new state to take Nevada's system of laws either.

The real answer is probably Massachusetts and New York, if they could get over their hatred for each other.