Don’t we have the religious freedom to drive our own children to suicide to save us the shame of having to tell our fellow church-goers that Jimmy likes boys?

And that, kids, is why every May 1st we drive to Seattle and smash McDonald’s windows.

I read his statement, but it just seems so upsetting. Ja Rule doesn’t appear to know any punctuation other ellipses.

These assertions are offensive, because they run counter to the expectations of Wells Fargo, and would be a violation of policies we have in place to safeguard against abuses

Randy Quaid has downward spiralled into a giant garden gnome.

But can we still copyright swing? Bounce? Je ne sais quoi?

When the Ray Rice video came out I wondered what kind of moron has to see with their own eyes how horrible domestic violence before they’ll believe it is in fact horrible?

I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

as would almost every daughter in any situation in which her dad is under attack

I hope that poor camera man is ok at the end.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

Are you shamelessly just trying to get a free autographed game-worn Moe Harkless shoe?

“I LOVE THE TASTE OF HORSEMEAT”

ftfy

Or maybe a footnote that says “If your pee color is not on this chart please contact a team doctor immediately”

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

“Yet another sign of the political and moral failures of the liberal millennial generation.”

Ah I see, missed that part. Thanks. Seems like the employee should have let them know to save him/her a spot before they went and boarded all those people. I’m sure that employee felt silly!

So if he already has a seat, why not give the $400 (or more) to the people who were booked but didn’t have seats? Seems like a simpler solution than dragging a grown man off a plane.