I’ve seen Grumpy Cat (or other live kitties) at public events in front of cameras and crowds and I can’t fathom my own stupid cats being there. He is pretty chill, whereas my dumb cat sent my wife to the ER because he got freaked out because our neighbor walked over while she was holding him. I don’t know how such a…

Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. Logan is living proof.

Social media might reduce the expense/handjob ratio for you, but for me, the stupidest things I have ever done in life were in college, and I’m sure 90% of them would have been posted online well before I woke up from my blackout the next morning.

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

They could ramp up the entertainment value by finally allowing Team ISIS. Just sayin’.

This week in “wealthy old white men telling young blacks to know their place” we head to Nebraska . . .

No. If you’re jogging, you’re running.

True, Baylor’s Ken Starr mascot was a little too similar to the real thing

When you tell new people you meet “I’m a writer at Deadspin” what follows from there? Unsolicited opinions about Gawker Media? Unsolicited opinions about sports? Perhaps “What’s a Deadspin?”?

He’s already got one foot out the door.

This is my personal favorite video of a man taking out a lionfish.

The orioles were great for a while, but lately the ornithological community has become bigger fans of the Eastern Towhee.

It’s a disgrace after all he’s been through how the rest of the Weasleys refuse to communicate with him.

GASP! Really? I now see he has been married 6 times according to Wikipedia. Sounds like it doesn’t take much for him to lose interest.

I hope she and Billy Bob get back together. They always seemed like a nice couple.

As long as Diggs and Bradford stay healthy Minnesota

What is she hiding? The fact she regularly licks the remote controls in her room? She steals towels? The fact she hasn’t achieved Marriott Platinum Status yet?

Cornell’s cows all have these weird holes. I’m sure there’s some sciencey thing going on but it dang if they could just not put holes in their cows.

If Canada is so good how come their NHL teams never win the Stanley Cup?

Please, we all know Hillary was the reason that stage collapsed. And, she was the one who stopped the reporters from accompanying the cameras through the hotel. When will she address this controversy? What is she hiding?