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Plot twist: she's not actually in London. She's going with someone else, and it will be awkward.

I just saw that records apparently leaked of Steve Bannon calling Jared Kushner a cuck, and I find it oddly hilarious/pathetic that even they use that word amongst themselves.

His accent has gotten better

I'm imagining a great Tarantino movie out of all this.

It's also like the special where he does a stereotypical gay voice and then apologizes for doing an offensive caricature of a Mexican. "Guyssss! Let me iiiiiin!!"

Same. Pokemon-related items were basically contraband after a while.

I never understood that phrasing. It would seem to imply that he's the bitch, but that doesn't … no, never mind, that works.

Still waiting to see Rosie as Steve Bannon.

*Crystal Methico

Thank you! I hope so too.

As an amateur food photographer, I find this trend kind of obnoxious. All of these colors and styles don't add anything to the experience of actually eating the food, and I've even seen cases of photographers making dishes that would taste pretty bad just for the sake of a pretty visual. I don't care how nice kiwis

Honestly I had more difficulty reading that than the reading comprehension sections on the SAT.

They really have run the term Fake News into the ground so fast, haven't they? In just a couple of months it's gone from meaning a very specific trend of fictional articles disguised as news reports to basically just meaning "a thing I don't like."

Oh how I wish this headline was a different combination of "Steve Bannon" and "Dead"…

May we all be so lucky.

I never knew that Piggly Wiggly even existed that long ago, let alone innovated the current state of supermarkets as we know them. They must have literally not changed since then because I felt like I was in the 1920s every time I went into one.

She didn't really make a decision at all though - she was effectively fired.

Personally I think something might be wrong with the captain's hearing, because I could hear them just fine the first time.

I only ate there once, but i don't remember it being terribly good, and they were surprisingly stingy on portions. It was weird for somewhere owned by Chipotle to be nickel-and-diming you over an extra scoop of broccoli.

Well, it is headquartered here…