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She did the Drunk History of Coca Cola

They're pretty bummed about Bernie, seeing as they pray every single day for a revolution

No way Natalie would take this strong a stance on an issue. We all know she'd be Torn between the two choices

I would like to apologize for ever watching the Apprentice, and helping turn what I thought was just a silly tv character into a real-life monster

22 point Clinton lead amongst kids but only a 4 point lead with adults? I guess we've finally determined that no, Americans are not smarter than 5th graders.

Yeah, people like to claim he's smart because clearly his tactics have worked, but I honestly don't believe that they were informed by any sort of clever strategy. I think he just went up there and did his thing, with nothing really to lose as he could always just retreat back to being a toxic celebrity personality

Exactly - I always thought he was at least a little self-aware of the ridiculousness of his boasting and ego on the show, that it was to some extent a character. But now I see that nope, he really believed it all along, even if the contestants so obviously were just sucking up to him

I also enjoyed "Sentient caps lock button Donald Trump"

In all honesty, I'm glad to see her doing a bit better - even if some of her "humanitarian" efforts are a little silly, she at least seems stable and happy. She was someone who was headed down the same path as Amy and whose death wouldnt have come as a shock, so I'm glad she did what she needed to by retreating before

Also reminds me of Kate McKinnon and Sarah Silverman's feminist weekend update song:

I want to believe that this will be good

Came here just to make sure It Follows was included. The entire movie was unnerving, but something about the way the body is twisted and positioned on the beach in the beginning has been burned into my brain ever since

Trump definitely has had some coaching from Veep's Nancy.

I thought you meant the football captain was chosen by popular vote … I can only imagine the ironic choices people would vote in.

My go-to song for squatting is Diarrhea Planet'a Ghost with a Boner. Nothing else provides such a good extra push

Corn!

It's not the song that affects me the most by her, but the one that gives me total chills is Anecdotes by Joanna Newsom. It's brilliant lyrically, and the harmony between the words she's saying and the arrangement she's chosen is just perfect. It adds up to something totally theatrical and astounding.

Epilogue is the one that really does it for me on that album. It's such a simple melody filled with such a profound sadness.

Sure thing - enjoy!

All along the song was directed at Gru…