call your doctor and ask him to check you sarcasm and bullshit meters. Yours appear to be dangerously failing. You might get convinced to do something stupid if you take such obvious sarcasm seriously.

Hey man, be sure to duck. I don’t want that joke flying over your head to do any serious damage

We’re fucked. Thank you non-voters and anti-Hillary protest voters, this is all on you =).

It’s always dangerous to pass to the sweeper.

I might watch the Pro Bowl if they had kegs on the sidelines instead of Gatorade.

He’s just showing his helmet.

Sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Spoiler for the end of the series:

I hope Dog is a cat.

Must be a shitty macrobrew. Gotta figure he’d be headed for the NBA if he had any hops.

Future Hot Take: “Beer overpriced, nowhere to be found late in game”

I just can’t see him being an every day starter. Managers are more likely to turn to him late, after they get through the bottom of the fifth.

I got married in Baltimore (wife’s from there). The possibility of MLB scheduling a Sox or Yanks series that weekend and slamming the hotels was actually a (minor, but still) concern.

The perfect gift for someone who already has one of these:

If you think that’s bad, check out the Len Bias shirts they sell:

MD sure looks like MA when the Orioles are hosting the Sox, though.