They're trying to patent the tripod...whaaaa?

'The pressure differences in and outside of the body cause a severe form of the bends, similar to what divers experience when ascending too quickly. This will likely cause your lungs to rupture.'

'For me, a "douche[noun]" is someone who is (or, whose behaviour is) unnecessary, and potentially harmful or irritating to my vagina.'

No, it's not bullshit. This was before Precious was released, at which point Sidibe had been in precisely nothing of any note. You say that just because she meant well that doesn't make it ok.

Calm down dear. While I agree that in general cutting or tracking are vastly superior to zooming, it does have its place. In Firefly, for instance, there are unmotivated zooms all over the place and they work really quite well. They make the whole thing feel a bit scrappy, which is the point.

I second 'Europe isn't a country'. In the UK we have massive phone subsidies. I always find it really weird when US tech articles are all like, This phone is only $99!, because in the UK that would be £61.32 more than any phone on the market. Even the top end phones like the Galaxy Nexus and the iPhone are free on…

The awful thing about the MPAA (and the RIAA) is that their jackboot tactics mean that even though I fundamentally think piracy is wrong, I enjoy doing it and support organisations like The Pirate Bay just to spite them.

The thing that really annoys be about the whole thing is that Playbook OS 2.0 is incredible to use. Seriously, it has the best tablet interface I've come across. It trashes Android and iOS hands down. It just doesn't have any apps that can run on it.

Hold on...we're complaining because the burgers have added nutrients? And we're complaining specifically because the nutrients have long names? Lolwat.

"It is unlawful for any person, with intent to terrify, intimidate, threaten, harass, annoy or offend, to use a ANY ELECTRONIC OR DIGITAL DEVICE and use any obscene, lewd or profane language or suggest any lewd or lascivious act, or threaten to inflict physical harm to the person or property of any person."

YES. My best friend is a (heterosexual) woman. In the time we've known each other (about three years) we have had precisely zero sexual feelings for one another. As in, the idea of...eugh, no. Just...just no.

I completely agree, especially on the last paragraph. I didn't really have girl friends (as opposed to girlfriends) at all for most of my teenage years because I was, like many (mostly) straight teenage boys, so desperate for sex that I subconsciously divided girls I met into 'want, will talk to' and 'don't want, will…

'Someone always has someone else on the hook in a male-female relationship....always.'

I completely agree on the anti-choice thing. Especially since the best way to reduce the rate of abortion is by making contraception free and readily available and introducing comprehensive sex ed in schools. Neither of these things are supported by the self-same Republicans who claim to be anti-abortion. (Not that…

The plural of breau would be breaux not breauxs.

'If the sub does reach its operational limit of 7000 meters during an upcoming test-dive in June, the Jialong will become the only sub of the five capable of diving beyond 6500 meters.'

Your obvious ignorance of what Fluke actually said suggests to me that you have done zero research on the topic at hand prior to opening your mouth and spouting whatever ill-informed bullshit was at the front of your brain at the time. Five minutes on Google before commenting would be advisable next time.

I love illumishare so much. Especially as you can make one for about £50 with a webcam, a pico-projector and skype.

He picked up the shell, not the bullet. And there's no way a blank could make a hole that deep in body armour anyway.

Handguns and automatic weapons are illegal to possess in the UK and rifle/shotgun ownership is heavily restricted. The murder rate here is about four times lower than in the US. Just sayin'.