felinepsychotica
FelinePsychotica
felinepsychotica

Nothing I read today encourages me to want to have kids. I am convinced most parents are less happy for the first 15-20 years of childhood and potentially only exceed in their later years. No thanks.

What if...okay what if...guys guys what if...what if food ate people?

Look, that gown is not so off. Every time I turn on Say Yes to the Dress I see women freaking out over the mermaid silhouette.

If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if

I can’t believe I’m defending Leonardo DiCaprio, as I love mocking him as much as the next person, but there is a weird obsession in the media with his dating life. Who cares if he’s into young supermodels? He’s the one that has to endure conversations and listen to Mark Anthony with them, not us.

Enjoy pissing people off. It will be worth the amusement. If you’re upset, you can wipe your tears with the $$$ you saved :)

I’m sorry! I assure you, you’ll get whatever you want (to be married to someone you love?) out of this, ignore the haters.

That’s what is scariest about him imo. We have no idea where he really stands on anything. His presidency would just be him waking up and saying, “Hmm, what do I feel like doing today? Pushing for education reform, or creating a national registry for Muslims? LET’S FLIP A COIN, MELANIA!”

I’m sorry you went through this! I am Indian and thought I was privileged enough to grow up without skin color prejudice, other than my cranky old grandma saying the odd thing.

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

One of my relatives had one of those. But the parents wanted to be surprised by the gender too, so they have the doctor write the baby’s gender on a piece of paper and stick it in a sealed envelope. They give the sealed envelope to a bakery, pre-order a cake for the party, tell the bakery to open the envelope and use

And as a mixed raced child who had a white mother who took every single racial and sexist battle - and won them, I’ll say: the exhaustion is worth it.

“[E]conomic privilege has a way of eclipsing everything else” This. My generally kind and intelligent white in-laws keep harping on how Hillary is a crook and recently said they would rather vote for Trump than her. Although there’s a lot to criticize Hillary for, they have nothing concrete to offer other than these

I was interviewed for this show- a friend of mine and I found out that we were actually half sisters (my mom had given her up for adoption, I knew about it but not who, years and years later friend and I have a random conversation and oh look at that, my mysterious half sis is my friend, who I met in my 30's). We

Also, I have noticed that most plus sized models have very slim faces compared to their bodies. I say this with envy, because when I was a size 12 or so, I definitely had about 4 chins.

Also, what is up with the race politics of this show? Token diversity? Comical/dramatic hispanic man? Sassy black receptionist?

Andrea Barber has a masters in women’s studies! I wonder what she really thinks of Candace Cameron Bure.

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

This makes me miss my dad. He’s (A) Awesome and (B) a former HS health teacher so he was really matter-of-fact when it came to our periods.