Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

Bryan’s story is basically the plot of Angels in the Outfield, except instead of the Angels he has the shitty Vikings and his dad is never coming back.

Oh I see. I didn’t realize this was just going to be you presenting evidence of your own self-proclaimed superiority. Why didn’t you just write “BOOTSTRAPS!!!!1!!” and save us both the time?

“Unions to prevent unsafe working conditions is one thing, paying someone to negotiate benefits you already have is another.”

“Unions are for pussies” says man who enjoys 8-hour workday, weekends, paid vacation time and not worrying about exploitative child labor.

I’d like to see the “unions are for pussies” line get tried out over at US Steel.

Not to mention that asking the highest-profile (and likely paid) people at a company may have no reflection on what the rank and file think.

It would also be helpful to maybe specify why they think unions are generally good but specifically bad beyond “I like my boss”. 

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Also, you don’t form a union because your boss is an asshole. You do it because your company is owned by The Chernin Group and collective bargaining is going to offer you a lot more protection than a real nice boss.

Real men write blogs about which Instagram models are hot enough to masturbate to and how underrated Machine Gun Kelly is.

The best bosses allow people to . . . keep their own money?

Freddie Kitchens’ moob-sweat in that top picture looks like a Rorschach test, and all I can see is debilitating failure. The Browns’ off-season is the most compelling thing about Cleveland in the last 30 years, and that’s the most damning thing I can possibly say about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Baker Mayfield is…

All their fish have AIDS.

The Clevelander sounds like it would still be awful, but maybe with a touch of class too.  Like wearing a tuxedo while shitting on someones chest.

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

Baker Mayfield is the epitome of douche. He is a fraternity hazing wrongful death lawsuit come to life. 

They were fucking swimming, you goon.