Me, in the actual article above this comment: “I’m a Wizards fan.”

And big dumb bees that can’t even sting. 

unripe tomatoes make for a hell of an origin story

You laugh, but that's how Stalin got his start too

NO

Different management team in place 5 years ago. Plus if that was just to try to get Podlesh kick better, than where the tryout took place wouldn’t be important. Whereas actually finding a better kicker would matter, no?

Six or seven kickers is a lot of kickers

“The near future used to be a year from now, and now it literally is tomorrow...”

Good interview. Really addressed where the real crisis to our nation’s security is standing. Please strike. No service beats disservice, and nobody does disservice like this administration.

Spoiler alert for those who don’t care to read the ESPN piece: Haslam’s nickname for Sashi Brown was Obama.

I think I’d heard before that the Browns drafted Manziel rather than wait for Bridgewater because Haslam didn’t like Bridgewater, but I didn’t know it was because of his handshake. Jesus Fuck, that franchise. I fully expect Baker Mayfield’s knee to catch on fire by week two of next season.

If people don’t fucking bury him in the 2020 election, I will have lost all faith in this country.

Geezus, I didn’t even think of this. Gross gross gross.

Why does a shitty first point invalidate the others?

Wild how we always have enough money to buy some bombs and jets and arm our allies, but as soon as the notion of providing our people with health care or a greener planet comes up, we’re broke.

Pictured: every Centrist when it comes to actually doing the work

Since the start of Trump’s turn, with a Congress completely under his control, the national debt increased $2 trillion. But somehow, the burden of budgets and debt is always placed on the left. It’s time we let that shit die.

IMHO Greenwell gives Marchman a run for his money for the most curiously contrarian takes. Take a recent Funbag:

4. Plan some goddamn activities that aren’t drinking

YOU’RE just there, occupying the meat space...