This is the best comment on this website.

I’m confused.  According to Sports Illustrated, Rodgers sucks now.  

A Christmas song? I am pretty sure “Hallelujah” is about fucking:

Nah, we all felt great about Lovie when they went to the Super Bowl.  

It’s funny how the Belichick coaching tree just looks like a big wooden dong.

I really wanted the Bears to get Patricia and was extremely bummed when they hired a bald guy who wears visors instead.  I am an idiot.  Thank God the Bears hired Nagy.

“Still, it’s getting exhausting talking about Mike McCarthy’s faults as a coach year after year for over a decade now . . . .”

Point of order. I don’t think Atlanta is “an actual good team.”

Good question. I’m not sure since I live in Colorado too. I’ve seen lots of Maryland and California stuff, because they have interesting flags. Washington state is just a picture of George Washington, so you don’t really see that kind of thing on t-shirts. Probably depends on the state. 

I can’t bring myself to that. Every other asshole in this state has that Colorado flag emblem on their car/hat/skis/bag/dog/shirt that I can’t bear to look at it anymore.  They sell that stuff everywhere.  

Yeah, that’s the point of it, and they like it.  I probably wouldn’t by a baby sports stuff.  

Man, I feel bad now. Whenever I go back home to visit Chicago, I bring my friend’s kids (elementary aged) some random Colorado gear (Nuggets, Avs, Buffs, whatever) because my shithead kids like gear from random teams. Should I not do that (I only wear the occasional Chicago sports thing myself)?

Hooray!  Do Deadspin next!

As a Bears fan, this was me:

He is a perfect back-up for Trubisky in Chicago. I wish Methuselah McCasky would have the balls like her old man would have to sign him. 

You know who really sucks? Those people who go on vacation without their kids for two weeks a year because Mimi and Pop-pop will watch them for a week. Meanwhile, the rest of us have to schlep our kids with us, which is definitely, as you say, a “family trip” and not a vacation. Those people always seem to live right…

Flacco is boring as a person, sure, but his game is schizophrenic nonsense, and that is not boring.

You can text her. Maybe she had the same schedule as you? If she doesn’t respond, then it’s dead.

Is this going to be one of those terrible Red Sox/Patriots years?

Fortunately 74 is an Amendment, so it will take 55% of the vote to pass, which seems unlikely. 112 only takes 50% of the vote. I read the blue book about the state propositions and amendments this morning. I think the only ones I am voting for are the anti-gerrymandering ones (Amendments Y and Z). The rest are all…