I dated a girl like you once, she spent the first 6 months or our relationship thinking I was cheating on her because I had a penis.

“A lot of guys, too, will freak out at any hint of emotion.”

I suppose I've been blessed in only having one main allergy, and its just an irritant. Ragweed, sets me off something fierce but its not overly bad.

If I knew an alien was watching, I'd just stare into the camera and masturbate harder.

This is nuts!

I still say the PC gaming age peaked with Quake2/Dukenukem3d LAN parties.

I made my girlfriend change her lipstick colour once.

the fact is, unless you can provide the evidence proving your rape, you might as well not bother.

He looks like Cole Hauser in that make up.

http://dicksbymail.com/

I’d add a barbell to that, simply for deadlifts and squats (although you can just as easily use dumbbells for squats)

you know what I miss?

its not racism unless you use the “r”

this happened to me once, dude jumped right out in front of me.

“You’re in a strictly man’s world. In a thing that calls for a lot of “man traits,” if you will, not that they’re better or worse than female traits, it’s just not the right place. It’s the wrong place to put a woman. It’s unfair to the woman.”

Dust 2

“On one occasion he grabbed a woman’s head and pushed it downwards toward his crotch”

I’m a guy, so obviously I don’t face much of anything but I find it bothersome when I hear people refer to having courage or boldness as having “balls”, especially in reference to when a woman does it.

I’m a Canadian, and although I sometimes troll Jez and related sites (cauze lulz) I’m gonna be serious here for a minute.

came here hoping to see some thick/chubby/bbw misty.