he did it because he’s so patriotic and loves his country so much. That’s what Newt said. 

I was hoping for Mercedes Schlapp. All the charm of SHS, all the yelling of Spicey. 

Because history education is such in this country that everyone believes that one day, they were just escorting Jews to the gas chambers, not starting with less bad but still horrible things and escalating. 

This is like when Bill and Ted are failing history, and they get a time machine and bring back Abe Lincoln et al. to help them pass high school. Except a) Jared is way less cool and smart than Bill and Ted and b) he doesn’t have a time machine/phone booth. 

The Daily Show already has an exhibit built and ready to go. 

Absolutely zero chance he wrote that response. 

I work with a nurse who is active in the Jewish community. Many of her meetings now involve armed guards. That’s the world we live in right now. 

There’s a chance he’ll respond because of that penis size burn. Not a good one, but you know that shit will stick in his craw. 

Having to compete for doctors that take Medicaid is stupid. Almost all doctors take Medicaid/Medicare. It pays less, but it’s infinitely less bullshit to submit your claims, so you actually spend less trying to get paid. 

Blow jobs. And Bill was charismatic, people liked him, and he gave Bush Sr. a single term. 

Dana Loesch chastising people for being too hard on a teen is pretty goddamned rich.

Honestly, I think he and his advisors think that if he starts a war, and war is either continuing while the election takes place, or has been won, he’ll win easily. There is a certain part of the electorate who thinks voting against the president during a war is wrong for some reason, and I’m damn sure he’ll trot…

That’s right, fire the people that are telling you the truth, and hire a bunch of sycophants who will tell you what you want to here. Please do that. Just like you’ve always done in your successful business career. 

And that is a MUCH more serious crime, to hear them tell it. 

Mercedes Schlapp is probably already queued up for the job. Last interview I heard with her on NPR was TURRRRRRRIBLE. 

Newp, she’s gonna get on the idiot gravy train of speeches, giving “testimonies” at mega churches, probably gonna be doing a bunch of shit at Liberty University. She’ll write a book about how mean everyone was to her, but she stayed above it because she’s such a good Christian woman, and all the church people will…

Tucker Carlson probably still checks around corners to make sure he’s not there. He’s like a little dog who’s scared of the mean cat who he knows will kick it’s ass, sniffing to make sure the cat’s not around. 

Oh no... they just want to cheerlead, they don’t want to actually DO anything. You’re just supposed to take your pat on the back and not burden us with inconveniences like the fact that you now need medical care because of your heroism. The other issue Stewart was/is big on is the inefficiencies of the VA, where…

It’s time to come after the people who like to shout “Never Forget” to show how ‘murican they are and to drum up votes and support, but when it comes to actually DOING SOMETHING, they can’t find the time to be there or the money. Name names. Shame them. You wanna be patriotic and show how Team America you are? Well,…

If nothing else, he would fucking annihilate Trump in a debate.