Tom Coughlin = Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men. 

So basically, he’s admitting that if someone with an R behind their name said it, it’s fine, but if someone with a D behind their name said it, it’s on, motherfucker!

Why are we still grey? 

Jesus take the wheel, that thing is real, isn’t it? I need a drink. 

She stole all of those burnt lies that Sarah conspicuously stopped using when her fee fees got hurt by a mean comedian. 

I think he’s gonna be big boy presidential, get his pat on the back from the media, get saucy and tweet/do something horrendously shitty. That’s our pattern. 

So do we have a pool on how long before he tweets something horrid or inappropriate? I imagine his leash at the funeral will be short, he’ll get some brief praise for being such a presidential big boy, and then he’s gonna fuck it up.

Not necessarily. My husband had an internship before he graduated college. His internship was in engineering, and not required for his degree. Engineering interns are usually skilled in design software. My hospital also hires summer nurse interns, and pays them as well, because they do actual work. The internships…

Mine kind of ignored me. I had shit grades because my parents didn’t give a shit about school, and never taught me to meet deadlines, turn my homework in on time, and super basic stuff like that. Meanwhile, I was testing ahead of grade level on all of the standardized tests, and it meant nothing. Also, I was stupid…

I’d argue that the healthcare providers have no fucking clue how much their services cost, at least in the hospital setting. I’ve also known many a psychiatrist who will prescribe a drug and tell the patient to stop by their clinic to pick up samples. They’d love it if they could just provide medical care and not have…

1). That emergency room violation is probably not having 1:1 attendants at all times for suicide precautions.

There was a video several years back involving kids from that neighborhood rapping about Hot Cheetos and Takis. It was an internet thing. Any one of those things ALONE might have been just poor taste, but together? No, the message was clear. 

Why would they? Where has self-examination gotten them before? They’re still the party of stupid, and they don’t give a fuck about voters, because they don’t need them. 

See also: fallout from benching Eli Manning last season, when it was OBVIOUSLY warranted. 

Has the Secret Service tried putting him on a Wanderguard? 

Because every union contract I’ve ever had specifies when and how you can be laid off, and under what circumstances you need to be hired back. As in, if you’re on the layoff list, and a position opens up, most unions will fight for language that states that it goes to someone on the layoff list versus a new candidate.…

They’ve already come up with bullshit right wing excuses for all that shit. 

Won’t it be fun, when my right wing relatives say there’s so much corruption in Chicago politics, to have a good “well, actually...” at my fingertips? This is pretty goddamned corrupt. 

So little self awareness when saying others should resign for being too corrupt. Especially when the dollar amount pales in comparison with what Zinke has done. 

Gee, celebrity owned restaurants definitely don’t suffer from the same problems that all restaurants suffer from, I’m sure he’ll be fine and not go out of business within the year because the novelty wore off and people don’t want to overpay for shitty food.