Don’t forget the recall! 

Dude, the schools that sprung up in the poor districts of Milwaukee to take vouchers are fucking HORRIBLE. They all cost magically the same amount as the vouchers, and they have ridiculously bad outcomes. When they get shut down, another school magically appears in its place. There have been voucher schools that have…

You’d be surprised. One of the psychiatrists I work with routinely has shit he wants to prescribe to his patients denied by the insurer, and often has to hand out samples to keep people taking their pills. He enjoys NEITHER of these pursuits, they do not get him more money, and he’d probably take less money if it…

A conservative estimate for debt after medical school is something like $250,000. I think that if you made it so that you didn’t have at least that hanging over your head, you’d find doctors and future doctors amenable to changing. Another thing I’ve heard over and over from docs? That while Medicare/Medicaid…

Especially because the Zimbabwean uncle would probably sit on your back porch with you with a beer, and discuss how Americans think their politics are so much better than African politics, but..... (gestures broadly). Most Africans have seen the Donald Trump circus under different auspices. 

Would this have something to do with them accidentally supporting Medicare for All? The Breitbart comment section is asking for them to take their money with them. 

Oh man, especially because many of the Africans I refer to? They work in mental health. I’ve watched borderline patients treat them like shit, they’ve been accused of rape by patients (all unfounded, and they’re all smart enough to never go into a patient’s room alone) and other kinds of abuse. They are the happiest,…

I get reeeeeaaaallll annoyed listening to my mother in law bitch about all the Hispanic families that go to her Catholic church now, and how their kids act out in service (as do, let’s face it, all kids). I’m sitting there thinking “lady, the reason your Catholic Church still exists is BECAUSE of the Hispanic people.”

I’ve worked with people from Zimbabwe. I probably DO want their uncles here. Seriously, asshole, most of the Africans that come to this country work their everloving asses off, go to church, get educated, and raise great kids. 

yeah, except that for many GOP voters, it seems like anything that impedes business in the slightest is just too much effort. It’s why we have superfund sites and why Flint, MI still doesn’t have drinkable water. Flint should not be a partisan issue, and yet here we are. 

Because there are a lot of hoops that have to be jumped through to put someone to death. First of all, you need a whole ‘nother court system. Then the accused can file appeals. Death row prisoners probably require specialized units and higher inmate to guard ratios. Death row prisoners can die of natural causes while…

You notice now how anyone who disagrees with anything Trump does or says now has Trump Derangement Syndrome? Super convenient. Also super convenient for his followers who now no longer have to come up with facts or defend the indefensible. Now it’s just “oh, look who’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome.” Yeah, asshole,…

Richie Incognito still has a job and Colin Kaepernick doesn’t. Clearly being racist isn’t the worst thing. 

Sue the living shit out of them. Make this shit hurt. Tell them to fuck off in the only language they understand. 

Why? Is it really that different than if people come to my house, I’m gonna cook what I like to cook or want to cook, unless told someone has a specific dietary need or allergy? 

Hating Jerry Jones is pretty much a prerequisite to rooting for an NFC North team. I’ve had myself, a Packer fan, and coworkers who root for the Lions, Bears, and Vikings shit talking, but all one of us has to do is say “but.... Fuck Jerry Jones” and we’re all in 100% agreement. 

Rudy has been pretty upfront about how they believe that this is going to be tried in the court of public opinion, and they just wanna get their lies out there first and the most often. 

This. Abuse is sooo much more likely when you’re working a job where there’s more butts than seats and there’s fame and fortune to be had, versus say, a nurse, who can be like “fuck you, I’m gonna get another job. Tomorrow.”

How was this not already illegal? It’s illegal for me, as a healthcare worker, to have sex with a client. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal for a prison worker to have sex with any inmate, as the phrase “vulnerable adult” was bandied about when I did my preceptorship in one. Plus, when I was there, there was a huge scandal…

Maybe they’ll embroider that onto some red trucker hats. I’d buy one. Still wouldn’t vote for him, but I’d buy it.