My Bona Fides: I saw Star Wars IV in first run, at the Uptown Theater in DC in 1977. So, once and for all: Greedo never shot at all! As the script clearly shows, Han capped him under the table before Greedo ever got off a shot. Han didn’t just shoot first, he was the only one who shot.

Old pose: Sass, badass, ass, and stoic. Everything a toxic millennial would want.

I am kind of loving how this is a big middle finger to all the salty whiners who thought they were “caving to SJW pressure”.

I’m going to be serious and say that this is just all around an improvement.