No headphone jack?  No thanks.

It’s dumb killing the 3.5mm jack. There isn’t really a benefit from a consumer standpoint to wireless or USBC/Lightning jack headphones. With wireless, you get theoretically better audio quality, and no cables, but the downsides are having to charge the headphones and more can go wrong when they break.

I actually like a back-facing fingerprint reader. That’s where my fingertips are!

it’s not a hubcap, it’s not a hubcap, you’re the hubcap.

No notch, BUT there is a widow’s peak.

Oh how quickly people forget One plus doing sketchy things like sending data home to China. Stop acting like Chinese OEM phones are simply a great deal, they’re cheap for a reason. 

then it might be a hoax

Wet burrito demands fork and knife.

They actually flew a Justin Bieber lookalike from Canada to Los Angeles and meticulously studied the real Bieber’s look.

A little texture would be good. Or some ribbing. (that’s what she said)

I mean the back on loads of phones seems to be oh so breakable glass so why not make it a screen.

Did anyone ever think the notch was cool?

Rather have a bezel than a notch.

I remember before Mobile Phones went “smart” the trend was for the phone to get smaller, now that we have pocket porn, pants are gonna need bigger pockets.

Is there an expression for feature apathay stronger than “meh” that can be used here?

Like the popup headlights on cars from the 80s and 90s, the Find X’s motorized camera will always be cool.

My first car was a refurbished ‘89 Prelude. I will *always* miss those popup headlights. :(

They better have tested that camera opening and closing a million times with as many photos my wife takes of her damn, stupid cat.