I can see why they see him as a religious person. I mean, every time I see him on TV, I go, “Oh, god...”

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

In Canada, we say “how is American beer like sex in a canoe?”

There’s an old joke, “Why is Coors Light like having sex on the beach?”

Instead of NA beer, have you tried craft sodas? The category is really taking off recently with the boom in craft brewing. I’m not sure it would scratch the same itch as a beer, but give your local hipster grocery store a look. Virgil’s Cherry Cream Soda and Stewart’s Orange and Cream are among my favorites. There are…

IBC Cream Soda is the best non-alcoholic beer.

CC: Mike Pence

About 5 or 6 years ago, I started stocking NA beers in the garage fridge for parties. If I knew I was going to have a bunch of people over with the main goal being drinking, it made sense to have at least a few 6-packs in there. Now, this wasn’t because I have friends that actively want to drink non-alcoholic beer. I…

I’ll just have water with lemon, thanks.

This is just the AMC Eagle of the future

Aim to masturbate for about 20-30 minutes every day

calling it “unpatriotic” …

You’d have to be a real sick f*ck to think it’s even remotely appropriate to display a lynching in an elementary school.

I KNEW I was going to have to explain this to at least one person:

He’s a foot taller than Bubba was.

Came to the comments to post the same thing.

Seriously

I was expecting this: