After what I just read I find that gif quite comforting.

Bro, just shut the fuck up. You’re only making yourself sound like dumbass.

This is the important part here. In order for this to work out your reduction in tax liability has to be greater than your costs spent hiring your tax adviser, so it’s really only applicable for people making boatloads of cash.

yeah, what he said!

Hoes are going to deteriorate no matter where they are.

Counterpoint:

I’m not sure quite what counts as “masturbation-worthy,” but I have seen two movie sex scenes in my life that were truly remarkable in terms of realism, intimacy, and artfulness. Both involve two male participants, both are much longer than your average movie sex scene, and both occur just before the end of a…

If you think filming sex scenes is awkward, try getting caught masturbating to them in the theater.

Good thing turbos, intercoolers, and associated plumbing don’t weigh anything

Long, wide, flat roads.

Snoop only needs one appliance in his kitchen.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Drivetrain and chassis worthy a sports car, interior worthy a Cavalier.

Those are factory chrome rims.

I just love the folks who complain about this ecosystem yet stick around everyday to just say they don’t like it.

This is why God gave us Japanese cars.

I would have taken any cash out of the wallet, and chucked it off to the side of the road after the dickhead in the car pulled out like that. Fuck trying to return it in the first place. That phone would have eventually met a similar fate on its own.

Going off your Username here, it’s like you’re a Canadian Oprah, you get a dick! And you get a dick! And you get a dick!

Those kits don’t work on holes that go all the way through your windshield. They create a vacuum to remove bubbles. Also, drilling a hole all the way through your windshield is likely to ruin it. Tempered glass can handle chips and cracks, but once it is completely compromised it can fail catastrophically.