Back in the day when Popeyes would give out Paul Prudhomme hot sauce with orders I thought it was Dom DeLuise on the bottle.

Times are pretty bad when Paul Ryan is not considered to be on the far wing of his shit party.

Well you should be done if you can’t detect such overt sarcasm.

Despite their on-screen chemistry Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder weren’t close friends.

I imagine a shaved white ballsack on a hot, humid day.

A voice activated lid on a dumpster I can get behind, but I can’t see myself having two full hands of shit to stick in this little thing often enough to warrant the premium.

A voice activated lid on a dumpster I can get behind, but I can’t see myself having two full hands of shit to stick…

I read that as Joseph Gobbles due in no small part to the turkey neck directly next to the name.

The plea for vegan pizza was oddly the least offensive part of that letter.

for vegans

RIP to both.

Plant fats do not contain cholesterol and in all but very few cases have less saturated fat content.

Any man whose inability to get laid turns into vitriol against women deserves to be judged.

Shows what the other people from Antelope Valley might be capable of if they could only resist meth.

After the LV shooting bro hitting that halfcourt in their shirt is a good look.

And rinse it out afterwards.

I don’t know how old you are or when you took that class, but there have been sex dolls for a VERY long time.

What makes you think any woman, beautiful or not, would have sex with these clowns?

I wish I had. The real Ed Grimly was bad enough.

SUX2BU.

Are you Canadian? Around y2k when Napster took off CDs were about $15-18 USD.