FYI, his intention was to impress you by making threats to an imaginary bad guy. Appears it worked.

It appears his ploy to attract women by threatening non-existing pervs worked.

Reason being there was in fact no perpetrator, and his tough guy act was just a show.

Thanks for the tip. I will hopefully remember that next time I land at ORD.

Just substitute the bacon fat for the turkey fat/drippings or of whatever you have for whatever type gravy want and use whatever herbs for taste. If you don’t want a cream gravy then just use water, but you should then use more flour for a thicker consistency.

And what leads you to believe his children are “slightly more intelligent”?

I tried to get a torta at his restaurant in O’Hare. Damn line was forever. Nearly missed my connecting flight and still got on the plane hungry.

Reagan was worse than GW.

AKA the culinary collab from hell.

That explains why he gets pissed on by hookers. He saves the limited thrusts for when he wants to conceive a child.

He needs to hire a personal trainer who can correct his form.

I prefer the simpler explanation that they just plain taste like shit.

Same here. IPAs are horrible. Decent or better whiskey, delicious.

It’s ginned up bullshit aided in part by his buddies in medicine to up the severity of the charges and get some time off his shitty job.

More likely that he doesn’t have any big injuries and this is a cash grab.

The inside of the minivan is full off crumbs and stains, may as well get some door dings from stray carts too so the exterior and interior show consistent wear.

Pervs.

Roof is too high.

From joy?

To pull a Zimmerman, you need to kill the person so that they can’t counter your BS story. Also helps immensely if they’re black and you’re not.