Requires less desk space when using your laptop in clamshell mode.

Requires less desk space when using your laptop in clamshell mode.

Not bad. Would be best paired with a thunderbolt dock, or else it’ll look stupid with cables sticking out the side.

Not bad. Would be best paired with a thunderbolt dock, or else it’ll look stupid with cables sticking out the side.

I’m also from TX and feel the same way about some of these Deep South dishes.

Dude jacks off a lot and has a weird stroke.

You’ve got decent chance if you’re white and the cop is black, and damn near guaranteed depending on jury selection should you get charged.

Those Armorall car wipes are just for touch-up like if a bird shits on it the day after you get it washed. Despite the claims, they aren’t a substitute for a bucket and hose or waterless car wash.

Absolutely.

I see you’re not from the South.

Scott Storch?

Of course Asians would make them with pink nipples.

Whites.

Seen this.

Store-bought mac salad with canned tuna. Add deli mustard and season with Old Bay, Chachere’s, et al.

Don’t remember the name of that car, but my buddy’s HS girlfriend had one. He threw money down to split a set of 3-bar Antera wheels and tried to get it back when they broke up. Nope.

Melissa McCarthy is taking this Sean Spicer impersonation a bit too far.

I once saw this roommate of a girl I knew boil some spaghetti and then pour room temp Ragu on the pasta from the jar right at the damn table.

If you don’t think a rice cooker is “not quite as foolproof as they make it out to be”...

I had a roommate that would stir hashbrowns and got snappy when I told him that’s not how it’s done.

I really liked Nissan in the ‘90s, but I think they make just about the ugliest cars on the road today - the exception being the Altima which isn’t over-styled like the rest of the lineup. Nissan is generally less reliable than Toyota and Honda.