IMHO your time would be better used posting comments that have some relevance to the article they’re in response to.

Jojo Snork lookin ass car.

That shit is tacky as fuck.

“Yo, man, someone stole your battree. I say we go get the mothafucker.”

Only benefit to Hellcats is the factory warranty and that they’re plug and play. You can make more power cheaper and just as reliably and this is gonna be one hell of a project no matter which way you go at it.

Making (attempts at) humorous metaphors and other literary devices has been patented by a single automotive journalist?

WTF couldn’t these assholes just make a wagon?

Did Toyota source the wheels from Discount Tire?

I’m sure they can smell it through the phone before they hang up on you. You’d probably sell more long distance service if you brushed first.

That’s no way to get a tan.

Who the FUCK is telling Americans that Mexican quaks are great, when not even us Mexicans would actually go with these people!

Yes.

Did you watch the video? Dude ran him off the track once, which seemed like it might have been unintentional, and then the same dude does the same shit again, only he didn’t get away clean the second time.

When the person you’re fighting is wearing a helmet, go for the body not the head.

Go home. Your phone is about to die.

Preferred the Fisker grille. This just looks like a 4-door C6.

So you’re at work all day talking to people with a funky ass mouth that hasn’t been brushed?

Bentley AC vents.