Can you just rename The Concourse “ReGawk” and be done with it? I mean, I genuinely enjoy in-depth stories that have little or nothing to do with sports, scathing social commentaries, and brutal political takedowns. But this tabloid shit... Did Deadspin draw the short straw?

Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process:

I’ve seen this picture many times, but just noticed that Magary has a sweater tied around his waist. Typical.

Could have been worse. They could have made him stand next to Magary.

This is stupid and a waste of time.

Mike fucking Scioscia suffered lethal radiation poisoning and Steve “Saxy Boy” Sax got locked up by the police as a prime suspect in hundreds of unsolved murders. Who could forget them?

They'll crash and burn like they do every year. Money can't help that.

Fuck the Dodgers.

Harambe loved Skyline Chili

Cincinnati Zoo: where the shit flies faster than Skyline Chili blitzkrieging through your colon.

I’m actually starting to think that every awful thing that has happened this year is God punishing us for CNN’s news coverage.

That might not have been “spit" ...

Is Deadspin also ending operations next week?

Additionally, the show has revealed how many players appear to shun basic science.

At least the Rams players learning basic science will be the silver lining of another 7-9 season.

Um ya, the Cardinals won yesterday, 6-4. This is evident by the lack of a “300 Days of Cardinals” post this morning.

The truth is that it probably had nothing to do with DV, but was about beating the Cardinals

Keep up the good work, Samer! Riveting!

There’s always the next game!