This is *almost* right - but you’re missing a piece, which makes it even more interesting. Kawhi injured his leg in the series BEFORE the Spurs played the Dubs (Houston?) - I think it was the quad. He might have even missed a game, but he was hobbling. Then Zaza stepped on his ankle, and he was done for the year.…

I don’t even like KD, but you’re a fucking asshole.

I’m a Warriors fan, and the writing has been on the wall the whole regular season - I live in the Bay and watched almost every game the last 5 years or so, when they became the most entertaining basketball team I’d ever seen (in decades, at any rate). But this year they were phoning it in, and it just wasn’t...fun…

He’ll put up...with an historic level of dysfunctionality and stupidity.

That’s if he goes to LA or the Knicks. If he stays in NO, it will just be plain old dysfunctional and stupid.

That’s the worst game I’ve ever seen from Steph. Besides the missed dunk, blew like another 3 easy layups, picked up 5 fouls (and I think 3 dumb reach-ins in the final quarter that led to free throws for the Rockets). And 1/3 on free throws. Obviously the wrecked finger is bothering him, and I think his ankle must…

Brian Windhorst can go suck a giant back of dicks is a giant bag of dicks.

Hot take: As a Warriors-stan, I have come to loathe KD. His ball-hogging, flow-killing diva ways fuck up the Dubs’ once-beautiful ball movement. They’ll be better off once he leaves - if they can replace him with a halfway decent 3-and-D guy.
Cold take: Boogie sucks now and will be given a max contract by the Knicks…

I’ll be so happy if LeBron, perhaps the most entitled human in all the world of sports, after, for once in his charmed life, not getting his way, misses the playoffs. But this is the NBA so of course (Scott Forster, cough cough) the Lakers will make the playoffs. In which case I hope they are obliterated by the…

I was going to say something snarky like, “Hey, when did Deadspin get acquired by Klutch Sports?” but then I realized this entire post is just comment bait and I decided not to post and...dammit! You got me!

Here’s my lukewarm take on the whole AD situation:

If I was Ainge, I’d least consider doing something like this: send Kyrie to the Pelicans. They know he’ll walk from NO - but if he’s gonna walk from Boston anyway, why not? That’s just to make the trade work. And Kyrie’s getting older and is chronically injured. Then say pick two - Brown, Hayward, Smart, Morris - and…

Hey, at least Steve Kerr hates Trump. 

Well at least he finally got to coach the Cavs for 6 games.

We all know Kavanaugh loves ICE.

The “If I’d Known It Was Going To Be This Kind of Party, I’d Have Stuck My Dick in the Mashed Potatoes” lineup.

Where the fuckkawhi?

Well the draft is always a crap shoot, isn’t it? I mean, for most of the GMs in the league, who seem to know less about basketball than my cat. Last year, the #1 pick looks like a bust, #2 might be good someday, while #3 looks like a superstar. But the best player, so far, was taken at #13. Anyway, a 6'8" point guard,…

Wait  - Bagley might be great, who knows. Didn’t the Hawks screw up even worse, by trading Donic for Trae Young?

As a lifelong Knicks fan, this makes perfect sense to me. Sign LeBron and PG to supermax contracts and watch them both suffer career-ending injuries before Christmas.

I don’t think LeBron is a good fit for the Celtics - they already have a top-notch GM and a great coach.