What does this have to do with shitty airport food being a total ripoff?

It’s an incredible value, yes, but it’s not nearly as incredible a value as it once was.

no, airport food was expensive before 9/11 too

You mean to tell me Manning’s fellow prisoners showed more humanity, more empathy than Trump’s goons could ever muster?

It’s scared laughing. It’s a little high pitched and edgy, but it’s laughter.

Every Republican accusation is really a confession.

Exactly. Everyone else in action and him just sitting there with that fucking smirk on his face.

What’s the over/under on this being the EXACT FUCKING REACTION North Korea was aiming for? Gee, firing missiles towards Japan while their PM is eating supper with 45? Who could possibly have guessed this would happen?

Much of the outrage about the Benghazi incident stemmed from accusations that Hillary was “lying” about it and that she “wasn’t telling the whole story”, when in fact she couldn’t because the stuff going down in that particularly complicated and messed-up part of the world WAS a web of secret alliances and deeply…

I know it’s a tired trope by now, but if Hillary had done this, we’d be subject to 40 different hearings about “OMG SALADGATE” with the left likely screaming harder than the right. “SHE COMPROMISED NATIONAL SECURITY FOR A SALAD!!!!” “HILLARY USED GOVT FUNDS TO PAY FOR SALAD OWNED BY HER OWN FOUNDATION!!!!”

In addition to being massively stupid, Trump seems like the sort of guy who would literally forget that busboys and other service staff are actual people with eyes/ears/comprehension. He probably regarded most people there as furniture.

To be fair, he only let busboys overhear tactical political discussions... it’s not like he did something monstrous like store data on a private, though secure, server.

The good news is, if we want to know what happened all we have to do is check the President’s fucking Twitter feed because there’s pictures of goddamn everything there.

There have been several accounts of Trump using private security and basically telling the Secret Service “you guys hang out back here.”

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

He’s the neighbor who complains about a woman leaving the house in a skirt above her knee. Meanwhile he walks out to get the paper letting his open bathrobe show his little dick to the whole world.

Phones — especially phones with their flashes turned on for improved visibility — are portable television satellite trucks and, if compromised, can be used to get a great deal of information about what’s happening nearby, unless precautions are taken.

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.