Designed so that you can put pictures of your friends and family in it, then cover them up with the things you really love in life.

Designed so that you can put pictures of your friends and family in it, then cover them up with the things you…

That’s actually how Canadian property ownership works.

I believe it is pronounced “voof”

Exactly. Evangelion is a meandering, slog of pointless dialogue and dead end plot points intermixed with a few interesting mech fights. The ending makes very little sense and the entire time you just want to slap the s*** out of the main character. At the same time, it’s an interesting and important view into…

I literally told my wife yesterday that Evangelion is an anime I don’t like, but I respect it.

And just like modern BMWs, they are stuck in the shop with broken sensors that are waiting to be fixed by the manufacturer after being forced to admit they fucked up.

2022 Model Refresh.  Now includes complimentary snow plow!

This is the most infuriating thing. The man isn’t stupid, he’s had his hands in creating some impressive stuff. But then he turns around and does the dumbest crap like this.

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

I don’t hate that.

Oh damn, I would go berserkers and look in every fucking office. There’s a special level of hell for office thieves. Work is hard enough without this fuckery. A pox on them and their kin!

I think we need pics of said vest

“I come with iTunes and you'll hate every minute of it"

I never get viruses

For some reason, I heard this in Hodgman’s voice, and it fit perfectly.

The ads went a long way to establish a douchey reputation. Seriously, they were extremely irritating.

I guess Jobs’ oncologist cracked a few too many jokes when he recommended surgery.

If anyone’s going to develop a new powerplant that randomly catches fire, it’s going to be us!

There's a reasonably attractive car somewhere under all that gaffer tape.

It inspired the design of metal phones to come.