Jungle gym

What is being an American all about?

Still not as good as the original. 

That’s because you’re playing Gran Turismo, which has probably the worst engine and game sounds in the industry. Not too mention the spring rate was set too low, causing parts of the body to hit the ground constantly.

If their partners are going to bitch about interrupted marketing plans in the face of a 6.7 earthquake, then their partners can go fuck themselves.

Ahem...Saints Row III, as himself, Burt ****ing Reynolds, Mayor of Steelport.

Goddamn.

I’ve been to white church a handful of times in my life.

I’d like to see their data on what percentage of users were born on January 1st.

Maybe some Burma Shave type signs along the roadside?

Grinder and paint makes me the welder I ain’t.

This is precisely why I won’t drink Corona

It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now

Funny... in my mind I knew those but classified them as something different than “food poisoning”....

Maybe “deadly shit that fits in your mouth”

A hospital? What is it?

These people have to be gotten to a hospital.

I watch Jack Ryan. Ebola anyone?

No, they shouldn’t have.  And stop calling me Shirley.

Surely it looks like someone shouldn’t have had the fish...