I think I’d hug a truck for 30 grand. 

Ok I take it all back -- I’ll lie about a Chevy to pay off my student loans 

$30-35K?

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

This lady will soon be on a Chevrolet “Real People” commercial.

The top picture’s even in the perfect color for Meh Car Monday: a sort of meaty ochre.

You’re using the term “regular car” pretty loosely.  It would still be a Citroën, after all.

Hopefully its never tailgated by these guys.

This gets TurboTeen hot. Best not ask My Mother The Car about it.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

She would just buy UPS

Way too many issues for 3 grand. If it was just one of the problems, then yes 3k is worth a gamble. Add up all of the issues and damage, you get to what are you smoking territory.

These are great! I love that they don’t just look like anime, they look like old anime.

To be fair, the Blues Brothers had a cop motor... a four-hundred-and-forty cubic inch plant, to be exact.

I'm sure Kristen knows but tbh, it was too damn hot to think straight!

This actually has a lot to do with shitty theaters not recalibrating their projectors for it, and leaving the fucking 3-D lenses on. 

Those critics were wrong. 

This guy would have been dead 12 different times if this happened in Florida.

Why would they paint the tires?

Game makers have completely forgotten the “always leave them wanting more” axiom, and have gotten into the “how many hours can we pack into this game” arms race instead.