Seeing brains get scrambled is half the fun of combat sports!

Age is just a number. Bernie Sanders at 74 is sharper than most people in their 40s.

If Zimmerman wins, he’ll be a “National” hero.

Doping or not, Jeter should have retired back in 2012.

What a game!

It’s hard replacing a legend like Joe Paterno.

Christian McCaffrey for Vice President!

Don Lemon is America’s drunk uncle.

What the?!?!?!?

ESPN just got BERNED in the ratings race!

Whenever I eat Taco Bell I feel the bern.......in my rectum!

Doesn’t matter who the GOP chooses. They’re all going to feel the bern in November!

I’d hate to be Paul Gallico right now. He just got BERNED!

Belichick just berned the Steelers. Never question the Dark Lord.

Peyton, can you feeeel the beeeern?

Those people are feeling the “bern” in their rectums!

South Carolina is feeling the BURN this Christmas Eve.

Ouch. Peter King just got BERN’D by Marchman.

Snakesssssss. Why did it have to be snakesssssss?

Clinton is about to feel the Bern!