We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Wooooo Go Sportsball!!

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.

How did both of those egos fit into one elevator?

“It would be a mistake for the patient and others to over-interpret the meaning of Mr. Trump removing a kidney instead of the appendix. Mr. Trump told assured the patient he was a surgeon, and, although he offered no proof of that fact, told the patient he would make his insides ‘great again’ and that other doctors…

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

Look West Indian parents do not give a fuck about embarrassing you in front of everybody, you dont even have to be related to catch it. Savage level is always on 100.

Yeah, I was so bored with the hate she got. It was so symptomatic of the bullshit standard of *effortless* perfection women, especially celebs, get held to. Hathaway showed that she was working hard to be liked and validated. Everyone remember how at this time Jennifer Lawrence was at peak adulation and everyone loved…

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

My niece desperately, desperately wanted to be a singer/ actress at around 8. She got lessons and went on camps and did plays and stuff. When she turned 12 she just wasn’t into it anymore, despite tearful pleas that she would LITERALLY DIE if she was not supported, at 8 - 11.

This left me feeling gross. She’s a kid for fucks sake. She shouldn’t be saving her family from bankruptcy.

Well, duh.

Fun with Speculation Day 3. Best guess: The marriage was already over from Jolie’s perspective--this much had either been discussed or indicated. The entire family boarded a trans-Atlantic flight despite simmering hostilities between Pitt and Jolie. My guess would be that she probably made it clear that she didn’t…

Congratulations, Ms. wittee_fool, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an old truck which this dirty, dirty guy will deliver soon. It has plenty of room for your purse.

No, for them we are all the same.