I tell you that I was Team Aniston, all the way. ALL THE WAY.

I like your train of thought.

Yes. And weed. Tiny liquor bottles and nugs of weed.

Got me wondering what was so terrible that she would react like this...or if she’s just that vindictive.

I think she’s so goddamn insufferable. Everything is always about her and those kids were always just accessories to prop up her manufactured image. And it really bothers me that she’s always so greasy looking.

I think she wants to cut him out so she can drag those poor kids all over the world without having to run it by dad. Also, I think cutting people out of her life is just something she does. She seems like a complete nut case.

We can launch her at the next dangerously close asteroid. She will surely cleave it in two.

Oh that was my exact childhood. I know it all too well. And I’ve had to move back as an adult because I became homeless due to addiction. I was trying to be dryly humorous. :/

Oh, it’s a fucking nightmare to live in a house where your parents hate each other, yet decide it’s best for the kids to have a “whole and intact” family. Life-long traumas are born there

I believe that is commonly referred to as my childhood.....and everybody else’s raised in the 60's-70's

My parents should have been divorced which led to some super unfun holidays. Can I come? I promise to stay and clean up.

For years scientists have mistakenly claimed that diamonds are the hardest naturally occurring substance. In reality, that award actually goes to Angelina Jolie’s jawline.

What about kids of parents that just really hate each other but are still married?

Short of actual abuse, children shouldn’t be kept from one of their parents. I think Angelina wants to cut Brad out because she’s done with him. It doesn’t work that way. Maybe 6 kids in a total of like 10 years as a couple was unwise.

I have never seen a single human being work so hard to obliterate their reputation as a charismatic sex symbol.

Yeah, I feel like the blondes Trump hire probably have black in the hair.

Vagina ribbons just like they had at the birth of Christ.

Could be as many as 12-16 years if Trump gets two terms and then Pence runs in 2004. If Trump doesn’t kill us all by inadvertently starting a nuclear war.

*wails*

Grease up your cheeks, bend over, and grab your ankles, because it may be 8 years.