It’s funny...every single thing you said about untrained & poorly socialized dogs (and untrained owners).......

*also* applies to untrained and poorly socialized cats.....

Preach. Get those fucking dogs out of my fucking supermarket. You do not let your dog lick the shopping carts or other shoppers and then get all wounded when someone yells at you to take your fucking little non-service-Poopsie outside and keep it there. Those fucking people make me sick. Keep your fucking dog out of…

Um, you don’t have to pay thousands of dollars to learn what Christianity is about, no. You can read that shit for free in on of the many Bibles lying around in hotel rooms all over the world. Or, like...google it.

They purposely haven’t tried to implement any of their trumped up charges against Hillary because the Obama would have the power to pardon it. Trump is a spiteful jackass and will listen to the Rethugs after Obama is gone.

To create a legally binding, individual document after vetting a person’s record to make sure they are not letting murderers out (for example) and then getting it to the president for approval, yes. But you go ahead and be condescending anyway.

Don’t forget Haylie Duff. And Lacey Chabert. :-)

How this woman has a career I will never know.

I’m going to go ahead and continue to make fun of anyone that spends $4 mil on plastic surgery to make themselves look like a cat.

Whoever did that to her face deserves to lose his license to practice. There’s no way any mentally competent person says, “Here’s $4 million dollars. Make me permanently look like a cat.” It sickens me that someone agreed to do that.

Or Minnie Driver.

Josh Brolin, you did not deserve Diane Lane.

By the time the Democrats publicized gerrymandering it had already happened. They have no messaging apparatus. You’d be amazed what Republicans are able to accomplish even when they aren’t in power just by plastering the airwaves with their words.

This is one of the most perfect, beautiful things I have ever read.

I don’t know if Tim Ryan is the best candidate to become Minority Leader but it IS worth considering “hey uh, Nancy Pelosi, as the face of the Democratic Party in the House of Representatives, has lost a majority in Congress and hasn’t really shown any ability to recruit new members or protect vulnerable members”

Right?
“Chad Richman was your typical, high priced attorney, living in the big city who thought he had it all”
*shots of him doing office work, drinking with the guys, opening the door of his sports car for a pretty lady*
“until one day...” *door-bell*

Never forget. Never forgive.

I mentally hissed like a vampire when I saw this picture.

Please don’t encourage more “500 days of [shitty person]” daily posts.

Picturing Liz Hurley sitting sadly, watching her family eat pizza, while eating a dry piece of toast and a parrot mocking her intermittent moments of joy maybe one of the funniest things I’ve done today.

Counterpoint that shit ain’t real. TILDA IS VERY MUCH REAL.