Not Conway’s brother, that DeVos creature he has up for Secretary of Education, you know, the rich asshole who hates public school?

I heard the news and my mother immediately exclaimed “What the fuck do they want with him? He can’t even spell.”

She’ll either have them working for Amway or her brother’s company, Blackwater.

Ah, but what a pick... A woman who thinks child labor laws are in the way of Making America Great Again.

Alas, they’ve already picked a Secretary of Education.

Who is Dan Quayle? A man who got owned by a child in basic spelling.

I’d love to imagine that a recount meant America will be saved from the kakistocracy of Cheetolini and his cronies taking office, but not holding my breath.

I never would have predicted that I would be praying for Mitt Romney to hold a position of power. Please! He’s an adult who can conduct himself in an appropriate manner! He has some intelligence and occasionally listens to experts! How low the bar has sunk.

I saw lots of people tweeting a tweet him that if he thinks there were over a million people voting illegally, that we should re-count. He has no idea of the implications of his own words. He’s a goddamn moron.

You know what? I’m ok funding local Green candidates. That’s how third parties need to build—from the ground up. After the expense of the recount, they’re welcome to the rest as a tip for doing all of us the favor of putting the results under scrutiny. We should expect rigorous standards in our elections. Even if the…

And if she completes her objective of triggering a recount in three states, she’ll have a specific achievement under her a belt - a huge shot of credibility for a 3rd party.

You should be nothing, really. Just watch the process, which Jill has facilitated in order to get publicity for the Greens (good move), and understand that it won’t change who is president. *Shrug*

They do incredible work! I donate to the Innocence Clinic at the University of Michigan Law School, which is close to me.

This is always talked about. This happened in my town, and the field wasnt far from my house. It is a big deal.

No. Even if you think that Means was being stupid, Pulliam is an (alleged) murderer and was being... murderous. Not stupid.

Listen, I’m 100% with you on gun control and how this guy is a POS but you need to learn something about guns. Real life is not a movie. There is no such thing as shooting someone’s knee or leg. When one fires a gun, they shoot for center mass. The point is that it is the widest area, least likely to miss, and the…

You have successfully won Thanksgiving Commentary Olympics with this.

She won gold in the 100 meter Swimming Through Hateful Comments (That She Could Hire Somebody To Filter).

If Trump has his victory stripped away afterwards there will most certainly be violence. Clinton is utterly REVILED by a lot of people, so you take someone that hates her and actually likes Trump and then “steal” the election from Trump and I’ll give you one guess what happens.

The third party candidates had the same statistics the rest of us did, hell even Gary Johnson’s VP was stumping for Hillary towards the end. With HRC in office, we’d still have almost half the nation completely disaffected and angry, but we wouldn’t also be staring down the barrel of a worldwide economic collapse.