That pic NEVER gets old.

lol Oh, man. Ask and you shall receive.

Was he attempting to spell “oligarch”?

I’ll talk to my subjects and get them back in line. Did you cry?

OK, so for some male perspective: I played basketball & track in H.S., and BBall in college. I seem to recall the occasional “hey, did you catch so-and-so on the women’s team? She’s really hot. Damn right she is. Know if she’s available?”

Wait, what? You mean I’m not just really really good at picking out the things that the checkout clerk loves the most? Damnit.

I don’t mind the New Seasons folks because they seem to be genuine - at the one I go to, anyway. I actually was put off by the service I received multiple places in Bend recently because it was SO chipper and they asked weirdly personal questions. Everywhere from my hotel check-in counter to Market of Choice.

What is scary, here in SoCal there has been a rise of charter schools (public schools that are sort of like private) and what has many of the residents in love with them is that the teachers are not able to unionize. As a result the teachers work longer hours (they are already there when I am leaving for work and if I…

Employees at New Seasons (our local hippie dippie grocers) seem trained to ask questions about the products you’re buying. (“Making something special?” “Oh have you tried this yet? I love it.”) To the point where I dread going there and actively avoid it. Making comments and asking questions about food and toiletry…

Fuck that shit. I’m sorry. I am just so sick of the arbitrary nature of staying employed.

Every time I shop at Trader Joe’s, the clerk who rings me up gets extremely enthusiastic about something I purchases—like “Oh, that’s the best spaghetti sauce!” or “Oh, I eat this frozen broccoli  every night!”

I appreciate when employees help me, but I don’t need 14 different workers asking me how am I doing. I know there’s mystery shops (which offer nothing of value), but jeez. The problem is certain customers love the attention. “Oh they’re so nice at _____” even though it’s all forced from top to bottom.

• Andrew Garfield and January Jones may be fucking right this very moment.

That’s part of why I’m disgusted by this. Girl is INCREDIBLY slender. Just goes to show you there is never a limit to the expectations on women’s bodies. It’s like she’s being shamed for having anatomy.

Taylor has been in the public spotlight since she was a teenager, too. Imagine the pressure from paparazzi and media to keep the same figure you had when you were 17. Ugh.

Not a single Kardashian on the covers!! We did it people!

Jennifer Aniston breathes a sigh of relief. Finally, she can exist in peace as the tabloids have found their new “PREGNANT?!” woman for the next twenty years.

I agree completely. She’s pretty harmless, gives a lot of money and time to charity, is great to her fans, even people who don’t like her say she puts on great shows, has lots of friends (she’s not the one who started the “squad” crap) that she really does stuff with (she had dinner with Brooke Shields - how random!)…