She also always made us tater tots to go with whatever we had for lunch or dinner at her house, regardless of the fact that we kept getting older and out grew a “kids” menu. I think the last time she’s madecthem for me to go with lunch I was in my late teens and at college...

This is the best thing i’ve read all day. Natalie Forever!

I love this, you’re so lucky to have known her!
Note to self: Say poppycock more.

I love Tom’s Midnight Garden! And Tuck Everlasting is great, too. Go get it. It’s a quick read and you won’t regret it!

Natalie was a good friend of my family, she was an absolutely amazing woman. The first time I met her she sat with me and helped me with my take home test on Tuck Everlasting from my 6th grade English teacher and called half the questions “bunk” “poppycock” and “bullshit.” She then wrote a note telling my teacher to…

“Don’t be afraid of death; be afraid of an un-lived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.”

Babbitt’s death made me really sad. But, then, she sort of also left me with the means of reconciling myself to it. Good work, Natalie. And RIP

Does anyone ever wonder what Eli Gold’s emails would look like?

I lost my premie baby, too. It’s more common than any of us think.

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

#FeelTheBern

Absolute corruption corrupts absolutely.

Right? And Bernie - decent, honest Bernie - would have clown stomped Trump.

Well, apparently a lot of the emails that Hillary bleached are backed up on Weiner’s computer that he used for illegal pornography.

His waddling mate?

Evidence that it was a humiliation conga:

I picture Christie following Trump around going “Donald? Donald? Hey, Donald? Ha, that’s funny, Donald. You’re funny. Hey. Know what? Know what, Donald? I like your tie. Donald?”

Is that because he keeps having to find new restaurants after each place bans him for berating the cashier and/or delivery person?

The Pence VP announcement reminded me strongly of a time when I was eight and my best friend announced that I wasn’t her best friend anymore, Lauren was now her best friend.

While Romney had binders full of women, Christie has binders full of takeout menus.